We at UJ may be getting a bit long in the tooth, but we're still in touch with what the kids are up to these days.

We watch the OC, we still, very occasionally, dabble in recreational drug use and some of us - I'm not naming any names - still drool at the site of a sun-bleached shaggy blonde in skate shorts.

To keep up with the dope lingo of the co-eds stateside, we're big fans of collegehumour.com. The site - a cult hit in the States - also has an online T-shirt shop bustedtees.com. What started with the genius "What would Ashton do?" has grown into an irony smorgasbord of toke-induced slogans.

Our favourites include "SEX, do it for the kids", "Pray for the Olsens" and "My other shirt has its collar up".

Just the kind of thing to ingratiate you with those sweet young things born in the late 80s.

Lady, step away from the skate park.