Well that was 1989, and since then the lure of the traditional cabaret act has descended to such lows that not even a quick glimpse of a Pfeiffer thigh can revive it. These days you'll need something special to drag those first-generation MTV victims out of their armchairs. Preferably something which has two heads, four stiletto-clad feet, and bags of talent. Oh, and it needs to looks pretty good in an evening dress.

The only thing that we know of that meets those requirements is the Yukawa-Chan Piano Duo, otherwise known as Cassie Yukawa & Rosey Chan, or (if you prefer) the hottest thing on two piano stools. Basically, if you think Vanessa May but with ivory, and there's two of them, then you've got Yukawa-Chan.