I swear, these days, if you've got enough money, there's someone, somewhere prepared to do everything for you that either you shouldn't be doing at all, or you should need no help doing solo.

From dog yoga to exorcising your shed to getting dressed of an evening, no matter how outre, baroque or just plain banal your desire, someone, somewhere will do it - for cash.

The latest service we'll soon be unable to function without is Walking Wardrobe, which takes the hassle out of fancy dress. Time was with fancy dress you either hit the charity shops and got creative, trotted down to Angels and Bermans, or cancelled - no more.