You're pretty much guaranteed nice weather, swanky hotels and golden beaches, but any conference newcomer can also expect a lengthy interview at immigration, oversized DJs, aggressive doormen, numerous fake breasts, lots of men called Brad who consistently punch the air for no apparent reason, and some spectacularly dull dance music.

Yet if the intrepid partygoer has their radar on full, there are still some excellent night-outs to be had. Avoid the heavily advertised big hotel-based events and instead head off the main drag towards word-of-mouth warehouse or beach parties where you should find exceptional DJs like Felix Da Housecat doing their thing.