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The curtain of eventide may be falling ever earlier on London, but it's a Weekend of Flesh here in the city, nevertheless, with both Flesh Two and the London Tattoo Convention on the cards for your perusal. Of course, we've tried to balance it all with our usual blend of uptempo/ downtempo distractions to woo your poor party-starved souls, just in case the alternative scenes don't quite tickle your proverbials. It is cold out there after all... If you have any suggestions for the weekends to come, please do drop us a line.

This weekend's guide is brought to you by Glengarry Glen Ross now running at the Apollo Theatre and starring Jonathan Pryce and Aidan Gillen. David Mamet's Pulitzer Prize-winning play is a modern classic set in the office of cut-throat Chicago salesmen. We're happy to offer Urban Junkies subscribers a chance to win a pair of top price tickets and a 3 course dinner with wine at Marco Pierre White's Quo Vadis. For details, click here.

This weekend's picks:
The Pool Bar, Rockaoke, Torture Garden Rubber Ball Special
DMC World Championships, Acid Quantitum, Wang
Pram, London Philharmonic Orchestra, Bowl & Sebastian 2
Turner Prize: A Retrospective, The Painting of Modern Life, Small Medium Large
Skin Two Expo, London Tattoo Convention
Hereford Road, Ditto Deli & Cafe
Glengarry Glen Ross - win tickets
Drink - Going out - Friday

The Pool Bar
Hardly the wretched pool hall chain of the same name, the Pool Bar at the Haymarket Hotel, once a venue for exclusive events and hotel guests, is at last opening its doors to the public. Well, almost. You'll still have to RSVP, but entrance won't cost a dime. The titular pool is a beautiful 18 metre, stone-edged, oak-surrounded pool bounded by burnished gold sofas and a decadent, pewter bar. Drinks aren't cheap (£10.50 for a martini) but then neither is the gorgeous design.

Time:
6pm-12am
Place:
The Haymarket Hotel, 1 Suffolk Place, SW1Y 4BP
Cost:
Free. For guestlist RSVP by email.
Info:
www.haymarkethotel.com

Rockaoke
Organized by the young ladies behind the former-Proud's (and now Bloomsbury Ballroom's) wonderful Happy Accident nights, a whole evening of live karaoke is set to tear the poor, otherwise mild City to shreds. Expect a few familiar faces to drop by (last year's Ibiza set culminated in a flip-flopped Ricky Wilson leaping on stage for a holler) as four-piece rock band Rockaoke invite all and sundry to crack out an alt-classic or two in this surprisingly vast East-Central cavern.

Time:
7pm-3am
Place:
Parker McMillan, 47 Chiswell St, EC1Y 4SB
Cost:
£10
Info:
www.parkermcmillan.co.uk

Torture Garden Rubber Ball Special
"'Tis the weekend to wear rubber, tra-la-la-la la-la-la-la." No, really. See our Do section as well if you don't believe us. And since you're going to be all dressed up for the Skin Two weekend anyway, why not keep your Friday going with a sinfully sweaty sesh at TG. Of course there'll be the usual DJs and live performances, but the bonus is always the Playroom and a Boudoir Dungeon for the initiated and curious.

Time:
10pm-6am
Place:
Mass, St. Matthew’s Church, Brixton Hill, SW2 1JF
Cost:
£28
Info:
www.torturegarden.com
Drink - Going out - Saturday

DMC World Championships
Video may have laid waste to the radio star, but iTunes has turned every man and his rhythmically challenged chum into a bloody DJ. I can remember when my friends would while away entire evenings practicing scratching techniques and combos night after night in the hope that, one day, they might be even half as good as these guys. The DMC Championships are the Olympics of the DJ world. And I don't mean that prat on the CD decks in Mahiki: these boys are artists.

Time:
5-11pm
Place:
IndigO2, Gate 3A, Millennium Way, SE10 0AX
Cost:
£15 per day; £25 for the weekend
Info:

0844 844 0002,
www.dmcworld.com

Acid Quantitum
Organized by capoeira group and advocates of all things Brasileiro, Kabula are celebrating their birthday in cracking style as usual. 'Mandinga in Manhattan', a cinematic history of capoeira with footage reaching back as far as Salvador in 1938, is bookmarked by Brazilian beats, dance from Rio, performances galore, drinks aplenty, and a smattering of more traditional Latin party tunes. Plus, if I know capoeiristas, no doubt someone will start cracking out a few moves of two, so bring the camera.

Time:
7:30pm-1am
Place:
ICA, 12 Carlton House Terrace, The Mall, SW1Y 5AH
Cost:
£10.50
Info:
www.kabula.org

Wang
It's been 18 long years since seminal Mancunian acid house legends Gerald Simpson and Graham Massey went their separate ways. But, reunited through the God-like machinations of Wang, they are together for the first time since, headlining the label's latest dance shindig at Corsica, besides the delightfully ubiquitous Simian Mobile Disco, the increasingly omnipresent Andrew Weatherall and Zane Lowe's new faves, Uncle Buck.

Time:
10pm-6am
Place:
Corsica Studios, 5 Elephant Road, SE17 1LB
Cost:
£10 from Sounds of the Universe and Soul Jazz
Info:
www.corsicastudios.com
Footloose
Drink - Going out - Sunday

Pram
Pram, masters of the atmospheric post-pop urban fairy-tale, play this one-off London gig at the Corsica to celebrate the release of their ninth and latest album, 'The Moving Frontier'. Despite an dedicated underground following, their new release on Domino emerged with barely a whisper from the media machine, making this is a rare opportunity to see the Brummie collective live, supported by otherworldly folkstress Serafina Steer.

Time:
7.30pm-12am
Place:
Corsica Studios, 5 Elephant Road, SE17 1LB
Cost:
£10 from We Got Tickets
Info:
www.corsicastudios.com

London Philharmonic Orchestra
Founded by Sir Thomas Beecham, the London Philharmonic Orchestra gave its inaugural public performance on October 7th 1932, making its first recording a mere three days later. In the 75 years since, the LPO has come to stand as an icon in the international classical music scene, and tonight they're out to celebrate this incredible achievement, whilst emphasizing their prominence and relevance today.

Time:
7.30pm
Place:
Royal Festival Hall, Belvedere Road, South Bank, SE1 8XX
Cost:
£9-£55
Info:
southbankcentre.co.uk

Bowl & Sebastian 2
Celebrating their first anniversary since the inaugural Bowl & Sebastian night, PopArt resurrect their punningly entitled success story with a night celebrating all things Belle, Sebastian and ten-pin. The reformed PopArt Allstars, Monica Queen and The School will lead the live B&S appreciation, plus there'll be DJs aplenty, lanes, beers, and, erm, twee colouring activities. Apparently.

Time:
3-11pm
Place:
Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes, Tavistock Square, WC1H 9EU
Cost:
Free
Info:
www.bloomsburylive.com
See - Arts and exhibitions
Turner Prize: A Retrospective
Except for that one year (cough, 1990, cough, bankruptcy), the Turner Prize has stirred relentless controversy and debate from within both art and public spheres since its inception in 1984. And now, a moment to reflect upon what all the fuss was about before it all kicks off agian, with the Tate's chronological retrospective of the 23 winners. With all of them together like this, its an absolute pleasure to see where so many of our infamous artists began, to see how they have evolved, or not, and to smirk at the controversy that they mustered in the past. Here then is Malcolm Morley, the first Turner Prize winner; here a much less sombre Gilbert and George, and here a Kapoor from before he filled monumental Turbine Halls. Here's Gormley, back when his 'selves' stood at right-angles, and those first, shocking bisections of Hirst's, and a list that goes on, almost every one a hit.

 

Time:
10am-5.50pm
Until January 6
Place:
Tate Britain, Millbank, SW1P 4RG
Cost:
£11
Info:
www.tate.org.uk
The Painting of Modern Life
As Susan Sontag once remarked, when we slip behind the viewfinder of our cameras we become tourists, examining the realities of others. The camera separates us from the phenomenological world, allowing us to observe without the attachments of subjective involvement. Detached, presumably truthful, reliable, real, such images assault us from all sides, from snapshots to pap-shot, movies stills to magazine covers, so that our relationship to the printed image becomes a rapid, thoughtless transaction. Curated by Ralph Rugoff, The Painting of Modern Life features painterly interpretations of photographs from an array of international artists, including Warhol's unsettling Big Electric Chair and Richter's troubling Woman with Umbrella, Franz Gertsch's enormous, kitsch masterpieces, and Eisler's sensual close-ups. Whether based on famed media shots or informal portraits, the paintings vary stylistically, yet all work to rupture the ease with which we are accustomed to treating the photographic image, slowing time back down and reinvesting it with the wonder that we so often forget.
Time:
Mon-Sun 10am-6pm, Fri & Sat 10am-10pm
Until December 30
Place:
The Hayward, Belvedere Road, SE1 8XX
Cost:
£8
Info:
haywardgallery.org.uk
Small Medium Large
Gather together twelve of the world's hottest street artists (and no, mime is not included) and ask them to submit three pieces of work each: one small, one medium, and one large, plus one small object for display in a cabinet or on a plinth. Of course, the title wouldn't have worked if it had included that last bit about the cabinet piece, but the idea is still fun; as are the results. From our own Adam Neate - who usually brings the gallery out onto the street, as much as vice versa - to famed New York graffiti artist Futura, French-born, fellow NY-resident WK Interact, and international billboard 'subvertiser' Ron English, their paintings have been curated in a surprisingly traditional manner, and yet their irreverence and power is sufficient that still they crackle with a tangible energy and vision that is most entirely and delightfully contagious.

 

Time:
Tues-Sat 12-6pm, Thurs 12-9pm
Until November 10
Place:
Elms Lesters Painting Rooms, 1-3-5 Flitcroft Street, WC2H 8DH
Cost:
Free
Info:
www.elmslesters.com
Glengarry Glen Ross - win tickets
Do - Get your hands dirty

Skin Two Expo
For those who fancy a little kink in their stride or a bit of rubber for their roleplay, this is like dying and going to the great dungeon in the sky. Priding itself on the quality and diversity of the goods on offer, as well as the distinctly fun and friendly vibe from everyone involved, Skin Two is the UK's premiere fetish expo. If you're even vaguely curious about the scene, then this is a fantastic place to start. And if you've been around the proverbial block once or twice before, then this is a great time to top up the goody box.

Time:
11am-7pm Fri Oct 5
11am-5pm Sat Oct 6
Place:
Excel Centre, 1 Western Gateway, Royal Victoria Dock, E16 1XL
Cost:
£15 for both days
Info:
skintworubberball.com

London Tattoo Convention
Of course, if you don't fancy covering your skin in liquid latex, you could always just use ink. Sure there are the ubiquitous arse-antlers, celtic knots and pin-ups. But the London Tattoo Convention on Brick Lane is entirely different territory, and if you don't fancy an inking from one of the 180 of the finest tattooists from around the world, then at least come and ogle at some of the breathtaking art that people carry around on their flesh.

Time:
Fri 2-11pm, Sat 11am-11pm, Sun 11am-7.30pm
Place:
Atlantis Gallery, Old Truman Brewery, 91 Brick Lane, E1 6QL
Cost:
£18 per day, £45 three days
Info:
www.thelondon tattooconvention.com
Eat - culinary sampling

Hereford Road
While Fergus Henderson's star just keeps rising, as he trots out his first gourmet DIY product Trotter Gear (a sort of superior stock) and retains a cachet other chefs can only wish for, there is the odd whipper-snapper out there trying to get a piece of the offal action.

New It restaurant on the West London block Hereford Road is the baby of Tom Pemberton and, okay, he was trained by Henderson and used to be head chef at Bread & Wine, but my, do his new premises and earthy British menu bear a striking resemblance to St John.

There's stuff like calf's brain and sorrel, crispy pigs' tails and summer greens and shoulder of Middlewhite pork with green beans and shallots, all tucked into an old butcher's shop. Alright, there are some softer touches and the unctuious innards aren't displayed in quite such a graphic way, the principle's the same and is sure to go down a treat in boho luxe land.

Forget the pigs' ears and sweetbreads though, it's the puddings that tickle our pickle: peach cobbler and summer pudding with Jersey clotted cream to be precise.

Clever bloke that Pemberton.

Hours:
Mon-Sun Midday-10pm
Place:
3 Hereford Road, W2 4AB
Cost:
£35
Web:
www.herefordroad.org
Book:
020 7727 1144

Ditto Deli & Cafe
Mmm. Crunchy leaves, crisp, bright days. It's definitely walk-in-the-park weather. But what's a walk without somewhere to head afterwards for an indulgent brunch, and maybe to pick up a few provisions for the weekend?

You can't go far wrong with the new Ditto Deli & Cafe on Bellevue Road that looks out over Wandsworth Common.

From lemon croissants and the perfect cappuccino to charcuterie and proper quiches (not those naf, dried up ones you get in lesser cafes), the food on offer stays true to it's Ditto roots (the small local chain was founded by Will Oakley, a man passionate about food and making people happy).

But most enticing of all is the array of products and freshly-made dishes there are to take away, from rare tuna nicoise to beef bourguignon and all manner of condiments and gastro-porn ingredients like Sharpham Farm Spelt for instance. What do you mean you haven't made spelt risotto yet? Call yourself a gourmand?

Hours:
Mon-Sun 7.30am-7.30pm
Place:
15 Bellevue Road, SW17 7EG
Cost:
£10
Web:
www.doditto.co.uk
Book:
020 8767 0577
Weekend guide by AC and JJJ, food reviews by SL

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