Urban Junkies London
Thursday, February 27 2003
How to Marry a Millionaire
aka the Papa Suckers until 1932... But why care about semantics...
My mother always said the best way to make your first million is to marry it.

But nowadays it's hard to distinguish the pounds from the pennies, if you know what I mean.

The old combination of looking for nice shoes and a non-ticking Rolex is more likely to land you a flash pyramid-scheme pusher than landed gentry.

Stock clearance sale as Burro moves out of its Soho digs. Pieces for both men and women going for £5 to £49. Starts today 10:30am-6:30pm. 6 Newburgh St, W1.
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Thank goodness for The Millionaire's Club, the California-based dating club that takes the guesswork out of courting. Minted menfolk, in search of a partner, pay upward of £10,000 for the privilege of being introduced to "beautiful and intelligent" women.

Ladies, on the other hand, register for free, but be prepared to answer some pretty personal questions (for instance: what do you do to keep in shape?). Photos, big surprise, are also required and The Club has some rigorous rules regarding studio photography to prevent mingers from sending in their only good snapshot (from 1992).

You think you got what it takes to be a trophy wife? The Millionaire's Club is rumoured to be washing up on Britain's shores any day now. So all that stands between you and that four carat diamond you've got your heart set on is that itsy bitsy registration form you've got to fill out.

And me, of course. Millionaires, save time and money. Contact EC directly at emma@urbanjunkies.com

The Millionaire's Club, www.millionairesclub123.com
Or, if you're trophy boy material and looking for a daddy, www.gaymillionaire4me.com

EC

If you haven't already got a stamp collection to impress date victims with, you can pick one up at the bi-annual Philatex show which opens today. Free. 11am-7pm. Royal Horticultural Halls, Greycoat and Elverton St, SW1.

Atelier may have been replaced by Discotec at The End, but it's still possible to pick up a sugar daddy regardless of the team that you bat for. Tonight 10pm-4am. £7. 16 West Central St, WC1.
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