Now, thanks to the genius of Ricardo Cortés, founder of the Magic Propaganda Mill, you too can declare your dispute with the impending war without donning itchy hemp products. This hand-screened I LOVE IRAQ T-shirt, a spoof of the iconic I LOVE NY tees, cheerily reminds fellow pedestrians just how many innocents we're about to slaughter. And it can be yours for a very reasonable US$14 (about £10) plus shipping and handling.

Cortés is quick to add that the shirt is not a tribute to Saddam Hussein’s dictatorship. Instead, he intends them to be "an homage to a people whose humanity has been recently blurred into a cauldron of political implications".

Not eager to wear your political beliefs nipple-side? Visit the interactive Mill anyway. Cortés' wicked sense of humour is bound to have you snorting out your Nescafé. His "Fuck the Silent Rockstars" crusade aims to get spliff-smoking famous people out of the crisp aisle and into the limelight.

Celebrities campaigning for marijuana usage? I smell a telethon in the making.

The Magic Propaganda Mill, www.magicpropagandamill.com

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