For a while it seemed like I was the only person living in this once green and pleasant land to be enraged by the Beckham circus, but sanity is restored and it seems there are plenty of other conscientious objectors judging by the success of the ubiquitous 'Bored of the Beckhams' T-shirts.

So if the over-styled clown and his dubiously talented wife get on your tits, speak your mind across them and check out boredofthebeckhams.com where you can order yourself one of the cheeky little Ts, which look like becoming a cult classic.

Wear them with pride, and say Adios to Vicky's maracas and David's balls (golden or otherwise).

Bored of the Beckhams T-shirts - boredofthebeckhams.com
For a mere £20 girls can choose one of their fitted Ts in pink, olive, red or white, and for the boys they come in baby blue, olive and white.

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