No, this is the fantastically fashionable t-shirt range from Brooklyn-born cotton king Ken Courtney, now available at The Pineal Eye in Soho.

Not one to beat around the bush, Courtney's "I f__ed..." line gets right to the heart of hanger-on society. With the choice of celebs such as Chloe Sevigny, Kelly Osbourne, John Galliano, Alexander McQueen and Christian Dior (amongst others), it's easy to come up with your new pretend shag.

The T's have reached cult status within the fashion industry, for obvious
reasons. Dirty gossip aside, Courtney told the New York Observer that,
"basically, they're commentary on social climbing and starf__ing." Which
is nice.

So if you fancy a spot of sexual showing off, get down to The Pineal Eye
and bag yourself a shirt. We at UJ are waiting until they come up with a
British line, I f__ed Beckham is the perfect look for a night out on the
town.

Just Another Rich Kid shirts from £45-70
At the Pineal Eye, 49 Broadwick St, W1 - 020 7434 2567

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