American sexologist - and self-described Love Guru - Dr Ava Cadell has created the first downloadable sexual consent form. Already a big hit among the scores of top athletes who can't seem to keep their balls in their own court, this vicious little contract is now available to your average bloke.

Both of you had a bit too much to drink? The sexual consent form will prove she said yes, when all she really said was 'yshh'. Potential bed mates go through a tick list of consensual acts, including "mutual oral copulation" and "unilateral copulation". Ummm!

Selecting your evening's activities is sure to get you hot, but surprisingly, Cadell has left off the all important "will bring tea to bed in morning" and "not spunking in eye". Lawyers are still on the fence whether this kind of contract will hold up in court, but it hardly matters. You'd have to be plenty hard up to agree to sign something like this.

Though, presumably, it is a great way of learning each others names...

Dr Ava Cadell's consent form
Downloadable here

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