Is Rover the only one who really loves you? Does Whiskers make your heart melt? If so, it may be time to give up searching for that perfect human |
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Imagery from Robert Wilson music by Tom Waits & words by William Burroughs: Black Rider at Barbican opens. 7:45pm. Silk St, EC2. £10-35. 020 7638 8891 or online. |
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Tonight Beachclub @ Notting Hill Arts Club is celebrating Norway's national day. Retro rockers Lorenzo provide the soundtrack. 6pm-1am. 21 Notting Hill Gate, W11. £5. | ||||
MarryYourPet.com takes animals lovers that one step further in their commitment to their four-legged friends. For US$35, online pastor Matilda, pet and partner's priest will marry you and your pet, provide you with a marriage certificate AND an "I married my pet" T-shirt. A little confused about the conjugal rights issue? The website makes its position clear. "For the sake of clarity: you are not permitted to have sex with your pet." Heavy petting, on the other hand, is most certainly expected! The site is still worth a visit for those not planning a trip up the aisle with their canine companion. The site includes a visitor wedding album section and anecdotal love stories that can provide hours of entertainment. |
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Seriously funny Mike Gunn is at Lowdown at the Albany. 8pm. 240 Great Portland St, W1. £6. 020 7387 5706. |
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Hot prog rockers The Secret Machines @ Barfly. 7:30pm. 49 Chalk Farm Rd, NW1. £7. 08700 600 100 or online. |
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Charlemagne is at 12 Bar Club. 8pm. 22-23 Denmark Pl, WC2. £5. 020 7209 2248. | ||||
"Oliver is my best friend, and saviour. Without him, I wouldn't believe in love," says Carolyn who married her kitty this year. Good excuse for a hen night, though... MarryYourPet.com |
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Mory 'Yeke Yeke' Kante is at RFH as part of African Music Festival. 7:45pm. Belvedere Road, SE1. £17.50-20. 0870 401 8181 or online. |
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Last week for Tate Modern's Brancusi show, El Greco at the National Gallery, the Tim Noble & Sue Webster show at Modern Art and for Trick Boxing at Blue Elephant. | ||||
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