Butlers in the Buff offer naked butlers including waiters, bartenders and cock -geddit?-tail waiters to help serve at your next party.

But beware. These boys offer a look-but-don't-touch service. They will be no dancing on tabletops or sticking large bills into leopard-print G-strings. No kissing; no cuddling. These are nice blokes, mostly students and off-duty army lads who are built like brick houses and could make the chunkiest girl feel like a quivering leaf if they took you in their tanned, brawny arms, so get those filthy impure thoughts out of your mind.

They are, however, perfectly willing to take coats, serve drinks and clean up after your guests, which is a hell of a lot more than most boyfriends would do, even fully clothed. At around £50 per hour, it certainly isn't cheap, but sometimes a girl just needs a little spoiling.

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And guys, if you’re built like a fireman, Butlers in the Buff are always looking for new bod’s

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