Dubbed "Smoothies" these guys get off by being baby smooth. All over. Back, sack and crack wax: that's just the beginning. Thanks largely to Le Beckham's recent smoothe bod shots, these hommes have personal hygiene schedules that rival that of a Texas beauty queen and, even though it's made getting a prime-time wax appointment even more competitive, frankly we think it's worth it.

Think being metrosexual is high-maintenance? Think again. Smoothies take grooming to a whole new level.

While metrosexuals may think getting highlights and wearing salmon tones is the key to being modern (in footballers wives, maybe), these guys know that a good wax is the way to a girl's heart. Amen.

Now let's just see how they fare with the Brazilian. Veet is one thing, but spreading 'em under a surgical lamp is quite another!

Get smooth at Gentlemen's Tonic in Bruton Place or The Refinery at Harrods, Brook St and Bishopsgate.