You might assume that it's either utter blindness or mere stubbornness, decking this weekend's guide out in such blatantly Summer colours. Instead, think of it as more of a UJ Sundance. All that snow really got to us (in March!). So, frostbitten fingers crossed, we thought we'd try a spot of positive thinking to rectify the situation. If you build it, they will come.

This weekend's guide is brought to you together with the Thursday Late at the Museum of London sessions and their Ultimate Pub Quiz. From London history and cult titbits to artsy creativity and the ubiquitous music round, together with all sorts of side entertainments, April 3rd really might be our fair city's Ultimate Pub Quiz.

Bliss
Quebecois playwright Olivier Choinière's Bliss is a theatrical fantasy that begins in a Canadian Wallmart with a gaggle of cashiers on their break, before tumbling into the world of celebrity gossip magazines and the private truths behind the invasive observations of such low-brow tripe. As reality flakes away, tales of miscarriage and violence and a literally gut-wrenching case of bulimia emerge.

Friday Late Subterranea
How can everyone not be completely in love with the V&A? Like being unleashed on a mad uncle's fairy tale attic, their Friday Lates bring out the joyous child in us all. And this month's is even more of a treat, as CJ Lim discusses his new subterranean garden for the V&A's tunnel entrance, Sukhdev Sandhu explores the urban night, and all while a glorious medley of talks, music and short films expound on the night's architectural and engineering themes.

Tilted Disco
After packing out Brixton's Jamm back in February, Tilted Disco are joining up with the folks at Split to set the Corsica Studios alight with an inferno of hefty house and jilted techno. Featuring the likes of Nightvision's Orlando Voorn and Don't Recording's Jerome Hill on DJ duty beside Tilted's own Steve Strawberry and Split's Alex Downey, expect this one to get exceptionally messy and run until very, very late.

Oxford & Cambridge Boat Race
You know how we English are so often stereotyped as a having one foot lodged in tradition and the other in a quaintly useless competitiveness (our international reputation in cricket is an example of both)? Well, just to prove the entire world wrong, it's the 154th utterly pointless Boat Race: huzzah! Jonesy, fetch the champagne. Margie, the blanket. Wiggins here can bring the nosh, and remember Freddie, if both boats go under like in 1912, you owe me a horse.

Moore Late Nights
This weekend is your last chance to catch the fantsastic collection of sculptures by the legendary Henry Moore that is currently scattered across Kew Gardens, where they've been claiming pride of place for the past six months. With 20 of the maestro's spacious beauties all magically illuminated, tonight's late night special is really the perfect opportunity to view such gems in all their glory.

Mulletover 4th Birthday
Four long years ago, back when Uncle Ken was being re-elected and NASA were confirming the historic presence of water on Mars (not that the two are related), a beast was being born in an Aldgate sweatshop. A creature so relentless it was to swell in size and stature at an unparalleled rate; so brilliant that it gained an almost religious following. So when Mulletover say it's an Acid House Special, you'd better believe every word of it.

Lost Musicals: Park Avenue
I've long been under the assumption that if a play or musical ever fell clean off the face of the Earth, then it was probably a deserved fate, and something of a blessing. But for almost twenty years, Lost Musicals has sought, with an air of theatrical philanthropy, to resurrect such mis-maligned jewels. As part of their new season, Park Avenue is a classic forties big bash by Pullitzer winners Arthur Schwartz and Ira Gershwin, resurrected exactly as it was intended to be.

A Samurai In My Bathroom & Other Hand-Made Pleasures
The London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival returns for its 22nd year, and once again it has mustered some absolute cinematic treasures, from Ingmar Bergman's classic Persona to the innocent beauty of Cèline Sciamma's Water Lillies and Anna Biller's delightful faux-sexploitation, Viva. Big hitters aside, our pick for this weekend is this brilliant collection of short masterpieces, including Lilli Hartmann's homemade Samurai mini-epic, Sing Little Bird.

New Jack Swang 101
I always take it as a positive thing when DJs attempt to broaden my musical horizons. If the choice is that or the irritating b-side/white label exclusivity that permeates so much of club culture, then I'll take it hands down. So with the edumacationalist B.A.D. crew dropping back into the oft musically know-it-all Old Blue last for a Sunday session of 101-ing, you have no excuse to skip class.