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What more do you want from your weekend? Not only do you get to vote for the next mayor of London today before embarking on three whole nights of, erm, distraction, safe in the knowledge that your political opinion has been voiced, but lo! What is this? A fourth day off? Can it be? And you mean there's another one later in the month? Better get warmed up then.

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FRI ELECTRO NEVERLAND SAT KING LEAR SUN STRANGER THAN PARADISE MON MAY FAYRE
FRIDAY

filmParadise Now: May '68
I can scarcely recall what happened after the bottle of wine (or three) with friends last Friday, let alone the rest of the weekend. So commemorating something that happened forty years ago, in France, before I was even born, is a touch difficult. Thanks to French filmmakers and their love of politics, here's an opportunity to indulge in an alternative insight into the Parisian, circa the world-changing 1968.

Time:
7pm
Place:
Tate Modern, Bankside, SE1 9TG
Cost:
£5
Info:
tate.org.uk

otherInternational Fetish Ball
Ah, the late Spring. When the temperature begins to rise, a seductive humidity swells in the air, the birds and bees start getting frisky, and everyone cracks out the latex to bid a simultaneous "Happy Birthday" to the fetish-championing Torture Garden and a group bienvenu to the international rubber fraternity.

Time:
10pm-4am
Place:
Mass, St. Matthew's Church, Brixton Hill, SW2 1JF
Cost:
£15-59
Info:
torturegarden.com

djElectro Neverland
There you are, in the midst of Islington - an area hardly renowned for its debauched nightlife - and you're fancying something a little more fun than the Angel mediocrity; something actually more than half-decent. Luckily, the Old Queen's Head knew you were coming and they baked you a cake. A large CSS DJ set shaped cake at that.

Time:
8pm-3am
Place:
The Old Queen's Head, 44 Essex Rd, N1 8LN
Cost:
£4
Info:
theoldqueenshead.com
COMPETITION

Vivienne Westwood's Manifesto
It's totally sold out and we have the last pair of money-can't-buy, totally exclusive tickets left in existence for Vivienne Westwood's Manifesto performance on Friday, as part of the Harrods Design Icon season. Tell us why you deserve to go by 6pm Thursday and if we think you're sufficiently impassioned, they could be yours.

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SATURDAY

theatreKing Lear
Daddy decides to abscond from royal duties and splits his kingdom between his daughters, getting cast out for his troubles and losing his favourite to some French king type. Inheritance trouble, death, betrayal, it's all go in one of Shakespeare's greatest tragedies. A life lesson in being good to those who hold the will.

Time:
7:30pm
Place:
Shakespeare's Globe, 21 New Globe Walk, Bankside, W1K 5ES
Cost:
£6 - £34
Info:
shakespeares-globe.org

nightlifeLady Luck
You know there's something special about a themed club night like Lady Luck, when it manages to survive both the swelling, and gentle decline of its retro scene, watching its various wannabe successors fall by the way while it merrily lindy-hops on. Dress for a night of 1930s' sleaze and head down to see the real deal.

Time:
10pm-3am
Place:
On The Rocks, 48 Kingsland Rd, SE1 8XX
Cost:
£14, £10 before 11pm
Info:
ladyluckclub.co.uk

musicNuke Them All
After an 'interesting' conclusion to their residency at Images (let's just say there was a small run-in with Hackney council), Fonteyn and Buster, those neon-pyramid loving champions of all things rave-olyptic, have relocated their glorious Nuke Them All monstrosity back into the loving embrace of the 'Ditch. How they suffer for their art!

Time:
10:30pm-4am
Place:
The Edge, 157 Commercial St, E1W 3HB
Cost:
£7, £5 before 12am
Info:
myspace/nuke_them_all
SHOP

Miu Miu
We all love a bit of Miu Miu here at the UJ office, but we've been struggling to figure out just how to get away with their S/S 08 harlequin theme without looking like actual court jesters. Life just got easier with these limited edition print t-shirts, available in Miu Miu stores from May. £90

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SUNDAY

otherStranger Than Paradise
Heading further afield from its previous residency at Favela Chic, Stranger Than Paradise is cabaret without all the ineffectual gloss of some of its high-falutin' West End practitioners. The word "expect" holds little sway here, as you would hope, and especially in the mystical land of New Cross. But gypsy tango, ghost orchestras and fire eating beauties should suggest the theme.

Time:
7pm-3am
Place:
Amersham Arms, 388 New Cross Rd, SE14 6TY
Cost:
£7
Info:
amersham-arms.co.uk

djReggae Roast
No, not Bob Marley served with a side-order of roast parsnips, but a way of avoiding those mediocre Sunday pub specials whilst simultaneously indulging in a spot of chilled Sunday reggae-loving. There are plenty of live sets and DJs lined up, but the big incentive is the free BBQ on the terrace, and even if it rains, there'll be roast dinners downstairs.

Time:
12pm-3am
Place:
Big Chill House, 257-259 Pentonville Rd, W1J 9HN
Cost:
Free
Info:
bigchill.net

musicShortwave Birthday
Shortwave are celebrating their 9th birthday with the first of several events for 2008 - screening 15 short films including anime, music flicks and video art, it's up to the audience to vote for the winner before heading off to All Star Sunday with D.C and DJ Brown for a marathon all-day party.

Time:
4-7pm, All Star Sunday 12pm-10:30pm.
Place:
93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, E1 6QL
Cost:
Films £3, after 7pm £5.
Info:
93feeteast.co.uk
URBAN FIND

Slow Food Market
After the success of the Christmas Market, Slow Food Market is back for Spring with handcrafted cheeses, beers and even mushrooms - raised in their own good time. Ethical, sustainable, fresh - it's all so saintly you'll need a dirty hamburger to right the balance afterwards.

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MONDAY

artThe Car
Since when have car chases been anything other than fodder for men-folk on the edge of the sofa willing crashes and carnage? Well, since Hinkel-Pevzner rummaged through Russian film archives and turned speckled images into a 5 screen video installation exploring longing and perception. That means no screeching helicopters I'm afraid chaps.

Time:
12-5pm
Place:
Nicholls & Clarke Building, 3-10 Shoreditch High St, E1 6PG
Cost:
Free
Info:
hinkel-pevzner.org

otherMay Fayre
Sure, you could spend your whole long-weekend engaged in hardcore partying, belly-filling and boozing with a few friends in the usual haunts. Nothing wrong with that. But when you could be spending a few hours getting drunk and having a ball with a swarm of May Pole dancing queens, doesn't that seem just a little boring?

Time:
2-6pm
Place:
Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington La, SE11 6HY
Cost:
£10, £8 in advance, Free entry to Redlight after party
Info:
theroyalvauxhalltavern.co.uk
HEAR Don't Panic

Cheeky Cheeky and the Nosebleeds
Cheeky Cheeky & the Nosebleeds combine infectious, ramshackle indie hooks with the kind of hormonally imbalanced strutting stage presence which sent the crowd crazy at their Camden Crawl performance. Watch Don't Panic's roving reporter Emily Freud try to snog them & download their song Fascinating here.

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EAT

Hix Oyster & Chop House

You can always judge the buzz a new restaurant is generating by the ratio of restaurant critics and chefs to regular punters. When I was here on Tuesday night it was about even.

I knew I was going to like Mark Hix's new gaff but it excelled expectations by having an air of effortless style and integrity that, no matter how many fancy vintage chandeliers and rickety chairs you put in a place, you just can't fabricate.

Simply done with white tiled walls, wooden floors, a small prohibition-style bar to one side and a seafood prepping station to the other, the room seems to be beaming with delight at its makeover (it was previously the slightly sad Rudland & Stubbs fish restaurant). It may not be perfect but, as a back-to-front neon artwork above the stairs quite rightly declares, it's pretty 'f***ing beautiful'.

In true Hix style, at times you feel like you need a food compendium to work out what some of the items on the menu are; like water souchet (a type of eighteenth century fish soup), lamb cutlets 'Reform' (served with an aromatic sauce that originated at the Reform Club), and we'll leave fried skate knobs to your imagination.

But needless to say, it's all delicious and, if in doubt, you can't go wrong with a pile of oysters and a Bloody Mary at the bar.

 

Hours:
Mon-Fri & Sun 12-3pm Mon-Sat 6-11pm
Place:
36-37 Greenhill Rents, Cowcross Street, EC1M 6BN
Cost:
£50
Web:
restaurantsetcltd.co.uk
Book:
020 7017 1930

Fox & Anchor
This beautifully restored pub is almost too good to be true. Down a cobbledy street just off Smithfield market, every inch of polished wood and brass, silver tankard, glossy mirror and buttoned leather banquette seems to sparkle with care.

Its motto being 'Hops & chops, cuvees & duvets', this superior boozer really does offer it all. There are six real ales on tap, good old fashioned grub - go for steak or fish pie followed by a lovely board of English cheeses - fine wines and even snazzy rooms upstairs in case you don't quite make it home.

But the best bit is the Victorian interior which is just too good to share with the tourists (and luckily not many of them seem to have discovered the place) - my favourite part being the dining area at the back which is made up of five or six cosy cubbyholes that are very difficult to leave once you've planted yourself.

Our advice? Lunch at Hix then roll up the road to the F&A to see the rest of the day out. Look at that... I think I've just come over all modern British.


Hours:
Mon-Fri 7am-11am Mon-Sat 12-11pm
Place:
115 Charterhouse Street, EC1M 6AA
Cost:
£30
Web:
foxandanchor.com
Book:
020 7250 1300
Weekend guide by AC, food reviews by SL
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