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Weekend Guide

And like that, pff!, the holiday month is gone. And no more August means more than no more holidays. That's right: no more complaining about the missing Summer (it's essentially Autumn now kids: scarves at the ready); no more mini weekend guides (now we're back to the heavy-weight beasty); and no more fun at all. Well, maybe a little bit of fun, yes?

This weekend's guide is brought to you in association with the Shoreditch Shuffle. For two nights next weekend, the infamous Shoreditch triangle (from 333 to AOP; the Hoxton Pony to Time For Tea) is going to be awash with the biggest, craziest, most frenzied mix of DJs, bands, activities, and all round carnage imaginable, including Mama Shamone, Akira the Don, and the Five O'Clock Heroes. Click the banners more info.

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FRI MUCHA MARCHA SAT THE BOOKER 40 SUN JOAN RIVERS
SEE

Boujis Ibiza, Monday August 26
Bouji's is one of our secret pleasures here at UJ. Everytime we want a little Euro-chic, complete with popped collars and pastel jumpers tied nonchalantly around the neck, we head down to the Kensington nightclub for a bit of a boogie.

Info:
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FRIDAY

TheatreLa Rondine
No, funnily enough the British Youth Opera does not consist of po-faced tweenagers, ravenously hunting their big break, post-surly remark spat from the lips of what's-her-face Tweedy. This lot probably don't even own a telly. Scandalous. Working alongside Southbank Sinfonia, Britain's best emerging operatic talent are instead performing Puccini's Parisian Belle Époque romcom, portraying two pairs of lovers who grapple with matters of the heart.

Time:
7pm
Place:
Peacock Theatre, Portugal St, WC2A 2HT
Cost:
£8-£25
Info:
sadlerswells.com

OtherRubber Ball Weekend
Sounds like some one-on-one time with my dog and his favourite chew toy to me, which shows just how ready I am for the Temple of Sin. Having said that, a weekend of sexy acrobatics, fetish dance and filthy stand-up could persuade me into a leather catsuit. Might traumatise my company. But hey, after some time in the couples room, photo booth and downright dirty DJing, we might both be ready for some therapy.


Time:
10pm-4am
Place:
SeOne, Weston St, SE1 3QX
Cost:
£35
Info:
skintwo.co.uk

MusicMucha Marcha
Even before the last minute addition of Man Like Me (hot from the launch of their cracking single, Carny), tonight's Mucha Marcha line-up was already on track: Skepta's headlining the night, a scarce fortnight before the launch of his mega Rolex Sweep single gets released; and with 'support' from the likes of Beardyman, Dan Black, and the aforementioned Man Like Me, Fridays not looking too shabby indeed.

Time:
8pm-2:30am
Place:
Proud Camden, Stables Market, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 8AH
Cost:
£10, £6 before 9pm
Info:
myspace.com/muchamarcha
SHOP

Soul i-D
Grab a copy of Soul i-D, the iconic magazine's 600-page visual anthology of ideas and images featuring contributions from big names in fashion, music, art, and design, including David LaChapelle, John Galliano, Sam Taylor-Wood, Juergen Teller, and Terry Richardson.

Info:
Taschen £24.99
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SATURDAY

MusicChelsea Schubert Festival
The very phrase 'Tea Time Recital' makes me want to break out the boater and cravat. Which is no bad thing, in my opinion. So once the 4th annual Chelsea Schubert Festival has gotten itself up to speed with a morning masterclass from the legendary tenor, Ian Partridge, We're all about the Tea Time Boater-thon as the marvelous pianist, Gareth Owen, offers up lashes of Shcubert, with just a soupcon of Bach on the side

Time:
3:30pm
Place:
Holy Trinity, Sloane St, SW1X 9BZ
Cost:
£7 per event, £90 for whole festival
Info:
www.chelseaschubertfest.co.uk

artThe Booker 40
Any self-respecting bookworm should check out this in-depth insight into the most important literary prize in the English speaking world as part of the Booker's 40th anniversary. Displays include all of the winning books since 1969, posters, promotional materials and book jackets, as well as the original trophy amongst the literati glitterati.


Time:
20th Sept, 10am-5:45pm
Place:
V&A, Cromwell Rd, SW7 2RL
Cost:
Free
Info:
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djTru Thoughts Presents…
The big launch for this new regular gig, tonight features two of the very best Tru Thoughts artists on hand to shake up your Saturday. Natural Self, hero of the British crate digging/hip hop scene, will be promoting his highly acclaimed second solo album, The Art Of Vibration, and he'll be joined by Nostalgia77 (aka Ben Lamdin) who'll be mixing up everything from afrobeat to deep funk, latin and jazz as only he can.

Time:
9pm-3am
Place:
The Big Chill House, 257-9 Pentonville Rd, N1 9NL
Cost:
£5, free before 10pm
Info:
etchartists.com
COMPETITION

London Design Festival: INVERTED
It's time to embrace your inner creative as the London Design Festival rolls into town and the city gears up for Fashion Week this month. A good place to start is INVERTED, a collection of flipped environments opening throughout Carnaby. Send us your details to win one of 5 pairs of tickets to the exclusive launch event on the 11th.

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SUNDAY

TheatreJoan Rivers
"A Work in Progress by a Life in Progress" is Joan Rivers' diamond birthday show, set backstage at the annual Oscars ceremony. Answering her own favourite question, 'can we talk?', Rivers sets out to unearth the secrets, shenanigans and surgeries of the past 75 years. Unless you're as nipped and tucked as the woman herself, you'll be creasing up with laughter.


Time:
5pm
Place:
Leicester Square Theatre, 6 Leicester Pl, WC2H 7BX
Cost:
£35-£75
Info:
leicestersquaretheatre.com

NightlifeButt Beer Bust III
If you thought beer guts were bad enough, wait for the beer butt. The final in Butt Magazine's series of summer beer-a-thons, it's an evening of inebriation via refillable tankards of the cold stuff, barbequed bits of 8-inch meat, and Eurotastic disco from DJs Jeffrey Sfire, Discodromo, Andy Calorie and Jeppe, with video screenings curated by Assume Vivid Astro Focus. You don't have to be gay. But it helps.


Time:
5-11pm
Place:
Bistrotheque, 23-27 Wadeson St, E2 9DR
Cost:
Free
Info:
bistrotheque.com

otherSunday Cycle Picnic
An afternoon of tea, twee, and two wheeled glee down at Hackney's London Fields this afternoon, care of those purveyors of bicycular elegance: Cycle Chic and Bobbin Bicycles. And on the off chance that you don't have one of those much-craved Agy-style Dutch bikes, turn up in your retro-finery and pose for a postcard snap to win one of Bobbins' beautiful beasts in bright red for yourself. Not bad for an afternoon of picnicking.

Time:
12-5pm
Place:
London Fields, E8
Cost:
Free
Info:
londoncyclechic.blogspot.com
AGENDA

Shoot Shoreditch
An interactive day out combining photography, history and community, all thrown together into a giant treasure hunt. Teams of 2-4 solve clues and compete to win prizes from Mathmos, Panoramica and Olympus (best photo of the day wins a digital camera for each team member) around Shoreditch. This event's theme is 'light'.

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EAT

The Bolingbroke Pub & Dining Room
Formerly the Inebriated Newt, then Nikson's, this Northcote Road landmark has now been taken over by boutique company Renaissance Pubs and, although it's only been quietly open for a couple of weeks, locals are already referring to it as The Boli.

Whether this is a good or a bad sign is unclear as yet but the place makes a refreshing change to the cafes that are overrun with yummy mummies and Bugaboos during the day and the bars called things like The Abyss and Inferno that become slightly scary in the evening.

At the Bolingbroke you can get a proper pint or a decent glass of wine in civilised surroundings - light, airy and decked out with the familiar sage green paintwork and shiny dark wood that has become almost compulsory for gastropubs.

For lunch go for classics like the club sandwich, and order extra chips which should arrive crisp, golden and piping hot. For dinner try seared scallops with pea puree and Cumbrian air-dried ham followed by salt marsh lamb with anchovy and caper butter, roast cherry tomatoes and purple broccoli.

It's not ground-breaking but a good bet for a lazy weekend and, for now, a much- needed respite from the Northcote hordes.


Hours:
Mon-Weds 11am-11pm / Thurs & Fri 11am-12pm / Sat 10am-12pm
/ Sun 10am-11pm
Place:
174 Northcote Road, SW11 6RE
Cost:
£35
Web:
renaissancepubs.co.uk
Book:
020 7228 4040

Hawksmoor
There are those venues that, despite minimal atmosphere, awful service and lousy fare, remain consistently and inexplicably rammed with punters, baying cattle-like at the bar with little regard for either style or worth.

Easily overlooked on Commerical Street, the cosy, bare-bricked, but often quiet Hawksmoor is quite the opposite. Serving huge, choice slabs of meat from the famed Ginger Pig, it also offers an inspirational menu of contemporary and über-classic cocktails from the award-winning alco-maestro, Nick Strangeway. And yet, whilst the bar's been around for a fair while now, I am repeatedly amazed to find an inexplicable lack of a nightly queue outside its wooden-slatted windows.

Judge not the usual clump of post-work, high-rolling City chaps within, and step past some of the finest steaks in the city. Instead, pull up a stool at the bar, pick a section in the cocktail menu, or a spirit from the gorgeous back bar, and work your way through. From futuristic floating globes of 'Cointreau caviar' to authentic 19th century punches, it's hard to be disappointed. And if the legendary Mister Strangeway should be present in all his goateed glory, do, with all respect, get him to mix you up 'something special'. Secret, home cask-rested gins, curious infusions lurking on shelves, molecular alchemy of the highest order...

Of course, if I find myself queuing for my monthly Manhattan next time, I'm going to regret this. In fact, forget everything I've said. Terrible bar, that Hawksmoor. Wouldn't go there if you paid me.


Hours:
Mon-Fri 12pm-12am, Sat 12pm-1am
Place:
157 Commercial Street, E1 6BJ
Cost:
£10
Web:
thehawksmoor.co.uk
Book:
020 7247 7392
Weekend guide by AC, SH & MaM, food review by SL, bar review by AC,
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