If you're still recovering from LFW almost a full week later, is it a sign that you're getting old, or just that you partied too hard/about hard enough? Either way (though we're clearly leaning towards the latter), it must be fate that there are so many art-related things on this weekend. This way, even if most of them will inevitably end up with some alcohol edge to them, at least we can pretend we had only the best, kidney-conscious intentions.

This weekend's guide is brought to you in association with Fred Perry, home of authentic British street fashion. The label's polo shirts have long been considered a wardrobe staple, whilst the iconic laurel logo has become an industry icon. Cool collaborations have included Raf Simons, Comme Des Garcons, and now, Terry Hall.

Close-Up
Time to get camera ready - behind the camera that is. Learn the trade from fashion photography experts, including Paolo Roversi and Tim Walker, watch live shoots on sets created out of V&A archive material, take some snaps with French Connection, or listen to the Voguettes spin whilst you try and impress the Face Hunter with your style. Yes you're filthy, and you're gorgeous.

Acts of Resistance
The last act of resistance I carried out involved a chocolate muffin. This was swiftly followed by revolt, largely due to the persuasive Starbucks propaganda, leading to an internal debate on the virtues/vices of carbs, and swift dissent into an agitated state. These same principals play out in The Rivonia Trial, a one-man play based on Nelson Mandela and the story of his trial and imprisonment. Muffins and Mandela. Who'd have thought.

The Big Draw 2008 Launch
'Drawing' (get it) on everything from neurology to genetics and animation to illustration, and hosted by Wellcome Collection, UCL and the Wellcome Trust, this year's month-long celebration of all things draw-ish kicks off with a weekend full of workshops, performances, talks, screenings, and even, if you're still going strong, an end of season floating finale at the Brockwell Lido on Sunday.

Gold 08
Fancy soaking up a vat of culture, but can't be bothered to roam for pop-up paint flagellating followed by a spot of guerrilla knitting? Set in Shoreditch Town Hall, Gold is the boutique art and music festival to satiate all your proximal needs. With six stages, a live appearance from artist Gavin Turk, unlikely chat from Oona King, and the unruly Jonny Woo's Gay Bingo; best get some kip, cos it's gonna be a biggun.

Nail the Cross
While Shoreditch Shuffle and Concrete & Glass have been working on the Shoreditch Triangle (like the one in Bermuda, but with skinnier jeans), the even Easterer home of all things young, fresh, and neon-infused, New Cross, is taking its revenge with Scottee and Wowow's Adham Faramawy leading the Art Quest in the daytime, and the evening's entertainment from Micachu (do they ever rest?), Afrikan Boy, Ox.Eagle.Lion.Man, These New Puritans, and a load more.

Blitz Party
Ah, there's nothing like a spot of urban bombing to bring out the party animal in you. Or at least so runs the logic at the delightful, underground Bourne and Hollingsworth. So roll out those '40s suits and militaria, and prepare for a spot of quaffing and swinging (the dance, you filthy little minx, not the 'social passtime') as they get all retro Blitz on your derriere.

Turning On London
Usually you'd have to do a fair bit of wooing to get me remotely amorous. You gotta wine me, dine me, and bling me up. However, the promise of a band-tastic night out, or a photography treasure hunt in Camden could sway me. Lucky then that The Lock Tavern, The Cuban and Proud Galleries are all showcasing new musical delights, whilst the Roundhouse will play host to 'Capture Camden'. Oh yes. Now I'm turned on.

Down The Rabbit Hole
Squeeze down this rabbit hole on the South Bank and into a swirling, topsy-turvy world of interactive performance, installations and music at this weekend-long event of Wonderland-like proportions. Except, with artists like the acclaimed Art Director, Darren Johnston and Set Designer, Judy Jacob on hand, and music from Micachu, Cashier No.9 and Royal Treatment Plant, Alice never had it so good.

Retox Third Birthday Part Two
Enough of overdoing it and detoxing punishments. We say underdoit and use Sunday to retoxify for the week ahead whilst others rest. Wimps. Retox celebrates it's third birthday with house legends XPress2 playing over 6 decks alongside residents Geddes, Alex Insurgent, Max Latino, and JB & Nails, as well as two extra special secret guests. Don't celebrate any given Sunday; celebrate this Sunday.