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Weekend Guide

We fully intend to jingle your bells this weekend, whether it's a
fetishistic ball blitz, decadent Circus, or plain old pom poms that put the colour in your cheeks. And if it's free shiz you need, we've got you covered there too. We're actually Santa. Shhh. Don't tell.

This weekend's guide is brought to you in association with Jamie Lloyd's acclaimed production of Piaf at the Vaudeville Theatre for a strictly limited season. Elena Roger will perform just 100 times as the iconic singer Edith Piaf from the streets of Paris to worldwide fame, who continues to be remembered and revered for her exceptional voice and extraordinary life. Click here to get hold of top tier tickets for only £30.

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FRIDAY

OtherTipped Xmas Pom Pom Party
There is no shame in a little craft kids, especially in these troubled times. Hey, if Mum was happy with a gluey seashell/glitter photo-frame when you were 5, she'd be belying her parental integrity by frowning upon such thoughtfulness now. Join other adults tonight for an evening of crafts, cupcakes and champagne, and create festive pom poms to stick on the tree, attach to cards, hell, jazz up the family dog; it's the thought that counts right?


Time:
7pm - 10pm
Place:
The Make Lounge, 49-51 Barnsbury Street, N1 1TP
Cost:
Free
Info:
tipped.co.uk

nightlifeCircus at Last Days of Decadence
Everything's a circus these days. If it isn't Britney's new album, then it's Take That's new LP, and quite frankly it's too ruddy confusing. So I'm sticking to what I know. Since long before these shysters, Jodie Harsh's club night has gloriously united glittered freaks, geeks and burlesque misfits in a magical electro, retro-pop union. In honour her move to the East-End makes shiny shapes to Kris de Angelis, Scottee and special guests.

Time:
9:30pm - 2:30am
Place:
145 Shoreditch High Street, Hackney, E1 6JE
Cost:
£5 before 11pm, £8 after.
Info:
thelastdaysofdecadence.com

ArtTerminal
If like me, you love the pre-trip terminal hangout almost as much as the holiday itself, get down to Late at Tate where art laboratory Beaconsfield create a terminal space with surreal arrival and departure points. Beauty zone Hairport offers art-themed makeovers; Susannah Hewlett provides bespoke lift rides between floors; Apathy Band pays homage to ambient airport music alongside the obligatory VIP lounge and the not-so-obligatory monkeys on litter patrol. I'm checking in.

Time:
6pm - 10pm
Place:
Tate Britain, Millbank, SW1P 4RG
Cost:
£6
Info:
tate.org.uk
COMPETITION

Lambs Conduit Street
London's best kept secret; the traders of Lambs Conduit Street are holding their 5th winter festival this Friday with live music, old fashioned games, a winter BBQ and alcoholic smoothies. You can win a spending spree worth
£500, including clothing from Folk and Oliver Spencer, gifts from Something, a hair cut from Bad Lambs, reissued vinyl's from Synphonic, something for the home from Ben Penreath, and a meal for 2 at Vats Wine Bar.

Info:
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SATURDAY

TheatreFilling The Space
A blockbuster evening awaits courtesy of Filling the Space's most successful residencies, Spoken Space and Open Space. Expect doctor turned actor Jonas Froberg exploring the people behind modern science, Ben Elsey's extra personal tragedy, playful dance collective MIKS, Zoe Solomons musing on life, love and beauty, and Stacy Abalogun's Sleep, in which a young boy wakes to find himself trapped in a mental institution. Sound heavy? Don't worry, with so much space, there'll be room to breathe.

Time:
Various
Place:
Siobhan Davies Studios, 85 St George's Road, SE1 6ER
Cost:
Various
Info:
internationalworkshopfestival.org

NightlifeGutterslut 1st Birthday
What to get a slut on her first birthday? Does Barbie do a gutter doll? If you, like me, embrace with sweaty, poetic abandon all things trashy and anniversary-ey, then you'll have a ball at the 1st birthday of the filthiest queen of Dalston's gay mafia alongside her chums DJ Mikki Most of Trailer Trash, MC Miss Crystal, and Elliott J Brown, plus some regal deck-spinning by Princess Julia. Yet I do worry: she's awfully dirty for a one year old.

Time:
£5 before midnight, £8 after
Place:
Images, 483 Hackney Road, E2 9ED
Cost:
£5 before midnight, £8 after
Info:
myspace.com/gutterslut

DJTorture Garden Christmas Ball
With an enforced fantasy dress code, there's absolutely no excuse to not dust off your sexy Santa and raunchy Reindeer get-ups and enjoy the themed environments, from the Xmas Tree Club Arena and Snow Globe Ballroom Blitz to the Grotto Dungeon and Smoking Santa zone. Stage performances from Empress Stah, Vicky Butterfly & Chris Columbine and DJs Ed Real, Jimmy Mofo, Fidelity Kastrow, Allen TG, Janette Slack promise to make you see Lapland in a whole new light.

Time:
10pm
Place:
Mass, St Mathews Church, Brixton Hill, SW2 1JF
Cost:
£25
Info:
torturegarden.com
SHOP

Limited edition Bayswater at Gap
Always fancied a Mulberry but haven't had the cash? Looking forward to Christmas but feel like you should spread some cheer? If you missed World Aids Day on Monday, get to Gap's flagship on Oxford Street from 9am this Saturday as the limited edition Bayswater, made of scarlet flannel with original Mulberry hardware, goes on sale with 50% of the £95 price tag helping to fight Aids as part of Bono's RED initiative. And if you can't face the scrum, phone ahead from 10am and place your order for delivery.

Info:
0800 011 1427
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SUNDAY

otherLucha Libre
Now more than ever, we need superheroes. But who can we rely on? Transvestite wrestler Cassandro and his 'exotico' partner La chiquilla Ruby Gardenia? Maybe sun God Solar, or the singing mariachi Corazon de Barrio? I'm plumping for Mascarita Dorada, the mini-troll from Jack Black's Nacho Libre. Good things come in small, masked packages. Ariba!

Time:
2pm/ 7pm
Place:
The Roundhouse, Chalk farm Road, Camden. NW1 8EH
Cost:
£30 - £75
Info:
luchalibrelondon.com

artWouldn't It Be Nice
Forget being older, wouldn't it be nice if… the galleries at Somerset House came alive with the work of ten different artists? Oh, how felicitous, they have. Jump on Bless' life size leather and foam car, devise new games with Ryan Gander's cards and meet Dunne & Raby's Robots, each with their own personality. And for this weekend only, check out the forensic tent where nature will be forced to conform to human standards with laminated leaves and plastic surgery performed on branches.

Time:
10am - 6pm
Place:
Somerset House, Strand, WC2R 1LA
Cost:
£8
Info:
somersethouse.org.uk/

talkWrite Out Loud
If that tortured writer's spirit inside you is busting to get out, where better to unleash it than in a basement bar reminiscent of a Parisienne Absinth grotto in the 1930's? Let the green fairy guide you into creative poetry workshop RAW, ''Reflectionshhh Around the Wooden table' in Soho's underbelly; by the sounds of the title, it'll be a half-cut event of scriberlicious proportions.

Time:
1pm
Place:
Reflectionshhh, 71 Great Titchfield St, W1W 6RB
Cost:
Free
Info:
writeoutloud.net
COMPETITION

Cuban Barrel Proof Rum
As a little treat for you lovely lot, we've got something to warm your cockles this Winter courtesy of Don Jose Navarro, one of the world's most renowned rum makers. Cuban Barrel Proof is an exclusive, stylish rum and the latest offering from Havana Club; the authentic Cuban rum maker. Carefully crafted, it is aged for an average of up to10 years to give it its' unique flavour and unlike other rums, it is bottled straight from the barrel. We have a Don Jose Navarro signed bottle, a cocktail shaker and a set of branded glasses to give away, and four runner's up will get a bottle and a pair of branded glasses.

Info:
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EAT & DRINK

Odette's
Odette's was one of those places, when I was growing up, that I deemed to be the height of bohemian sophistication. A dimly lit, velvety place serving French classics to brooding creative Primrose Hill-dwellers.

So I was a little shocked to see it undergo a makeover a couple of years ago and emerge with egg yolk yellow furnishings, flowery wallpaper and outside seating. Moreover, there was a TV chef (of sorts) at the helm, Welshman Brynn Williams who cooked up part of the Great British Menu for Her Maj, so I have to admit I purposefully stayed away for a while.

Having popped in for lunch the other day though, I have to say it wasn't the stuffy, dismal experience I expected. The food is, inevitably, Modern British but there are quirky things like brisket terrine served with picalilli and toast that you can have as a starter or a bar snack, and Brynn is known for his way with fish which was shown off to good effect with his pan-fried halibut with butternut gnocchi and creamed kale.

Yes, it's a bit posh, and I still kind of miss the murkiness, but the lack of Gitanes and patchouli-tinged air is probably a good thing and, as it's celebrating its 30th anniversary this year, it's worth going to pay your respects to the old girl.

Hours:
Tues-Sat 12-2.30pm (Sun 3.30) & 6.30-10.30pm
Place:
130 Regent's Park Road, NW1 8XL
Cost:
£55
Web:
odettesprimrosehill.com
Book:
020 7586 8569
Weekend guide by MaM, food review by SL
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