Singledon at The Andaz Summer Garden
Sure, you can marvel at Raffa's arms or check our Sharapova's po-po from your sofa, but wouldn't you much rather make your own game, set and match? To launch their lovely Summer Garden (complete with grass, flowers, benches and the odd quirk), Andaz are throwing a singles' night inspired by Wimbledon with music by Mutiny and a classical pianist playing '90s house on a mini grand. Plus, anyone dressed as a Womble gets a free cocktail. How could you resist? Love all.

Boys vs Girls
A scorchingly sexy collab night from Hot Boy Dancing Spot and the Adventures in the Beetroot Field brigade, tonight's Boys vs Girls broohaha at Corsica Studios is a face-off of Westside Story proportions… albeit to a very different soundtrack. With the girls' DJ corner led by Peaches and Miss Odd Kidd, and the boys' to include The Lovely Jonjo and the AITBF boys at the manly helm, poor Maria and Tony won't know what hit 'em.

Rakehell's Revels
When Rakehell's Tuesday club night closed its doors in 2007, revellers let out a collective 'Ye gads! What the bloody hell is going on, by Jeeves?' ('Tis a '20s-'40s affair, after all). A compilation album, worldwide domination and several pale imitations later, and they're back for a one-off celebration of the golden age of glamour amidst the grandeur and unrestrained beauty of the recently-restored Victorian Bathhouse. Strictly the finest attire required, old chap.

Greenwich & Docklands International Festival
The first of a four year programme of festivals aiming to tell the story of the area via the four elements, this year centres around water via music, theatrical productions and dance. Against the Tide imagines a world where water is a long forgotten myth, Laws of Motion echoes the architecture of Canary Wharf through movement, and Nocturne transports you to a meditative world of reflection, nostalgia and stillness. Time to get wet.

Tapas Fantasticas
Make like a Tapas Tarzan, swinging from vineyard to vineyard tasting all kinds of Rioja reds, whites and rosés at this colourful Spanish celebration behind Brick Lane. Two pounds buy you a wine glass and 6 tokens for a bit of grape tasting action, while an abundance of stalls will be offering traditional sharing platters from top Spanish chefs and London eateries including Brindisa, Camino and Dehesa to enjoy alongside live Spanish music. Sangria or siesta on a Sunday afternoon? We know where we're headed.

London Festival of Japanese Art Rope Bondage
If you thought bondage was limited to that thing you like your girlfriend to do on 'special' days, you've been seriously underselling what the Japanese consider to be quite the rope-bound art form. This festival, starting on Thursday, incorporates workshops, seminars, a Night of the Rope and intriguingly, a rope free-for-all. Sunday is a day of Chishiki and Tanoshii (knowledge and fun) so expect talks and presentations, Shiatsu, acupuncture, Hojojujitsu, and a Japanese Market Place. Time to stock up on some twine methinks…