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The weather outside has truly been frightful – but as the song goes, it’s all part of the impending Winter Wonderlandy–ness. So, before you go and build a snowman (out of what, we don’t know) and name him Parson Brown, why not spend the weekend getting frosty at an Après Ski Party take in some techno whilst skating, learn how not to mess up your tree (or indeed, go and see what a real mess looks like), and wash it all down with some mulled wine at the Serpentine’s seasonal pop–up. And sing a love song. Because that’s how the lyrics go, and we’re sticklers for tradition. Plus it’s kinda nice, no?

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• FRI Après ski party • SAT Mess  • SUN Serpentine Bar & Kitchen’s Pop Up

TODAY
Tree Teach

Over the years UJ’s string of festive firs have suffered the indignity of giant lollipops strapped to their branches, Moroccan camels dangling from their needles and even an Ugly Doll in lieu of a tree-top fairy. So we’ll be first in line for John Lewis’ series of tree tutorials, which cover Versatile, Anything Goes, Vintage and Classic Nostalgia styles using their gorgeous range of baubles, ornaments, ribbons and lights. Save us from our Willy Wonka décor selves, Jean-Louis!

11am on 18th, 19th and 20th November. To book, email John Lewis Oxford Street on: promotions_oxford_street@johnlewis.co.uk.

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FRIDAY
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iconAprès Ski Party
Live the Alpine après ski life as the 6th floor Roof Gardens get a white-washed makeover with snow, yodellers, freuleins, ski and snowmobile simulators, and a live Oompah band. Sample the ski-jump vodka luge, dip into the Swiss chocolate fountain and cosy up by the Winter barbeque serving what else, Wurst. Wash it all down with Jagerbombs, Schnapps and steins to keep you toasty under your all-in-one vintage suit and fluffy ear muffs. Ah those Austrians – always keeping it stylish.

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Time: 7:30pm-3am
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Kensington Roof Gardens, 99 Kensington High Street, W8 5SA

Cost: £40
Info: Après Ski Party
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iconBatman All Nighter
Holy all-night-movie-marathon Batman! Get your jammies on for this 4-movie caped crusader fest (Is that Batman or Superman... clearly we need to go and get an education) featuring Tim Burton's Batman and Batman Returns, and Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. Featuring all your favourite characters from The Penguin, Catwoman, to of course, The Joker, and the likes of Michelle Pfeiffer, Christian Bale and Heath Ledger on the screen, it's bound to be a KAPOW! good time.

Time: 11:30pm
Place: BFI Imax, Southbank, SE1 8XT
Cost: £26
Info: Batman All Nighter
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TOMORROW
Levi’s OnesToWatch 5 Night Revue

Having spent the last few months promoting undiscovered talent via a series of free gigs, Levis are closing up their ‘Ones to Watch’ programme with a stellar closing event featuring none other than Kanye-collaborator Mr Hudson. Also on board are The Whip, live sets from Alex Metric, Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs, Ezra Bang and Hot Machine, plus some very special guests. Pick up your entry ticket at the Regent Street store.

Cargo, 83 Rivington Street, EC2A 3AY. 8pm-3am, Free entry with ticket.

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SHOP
Kidrobot Launches in the UK

Kidrobot is famous for their colourful vinyl art toys including the iconic Dunny, apparel, jewellery and accessories. Their new store in Seven Dials will stock exclusive products, and kicks of with a special signing tonight between 6pm and 8pm with UK artist duo TADO. Mike and Katie of TADO, known for darkly adorable characters like monster mushrooms and pirate marshmallows, will be signing their exclusive Krunk-A-Claus 3-inch Dunny at the opening.

Kidrobot, 19 Earlham Street, Seven Dials, WC2H 9LL

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We would advise those of a delicate disposition to turn back to fluffy bunnies and kittens now. Not that Scottee's shows are ever for the faint hearted. His latest tour de force, Mess, promises to be a vomiting, urinating, bloody mess, as the controversial performance artist explores human function, decay and experimentation, physically committing to his audience like never before. But will his body be able to endure an hour of projectile vomiting & live mastectomy? And more importantly, will you be sticking around to find out?

Time: 10pm-6am
Place: Stoke Newington International Airport, 1 - 15 Leswin Place, N16 7NJ
Cost: 8pm
Info: Mess
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Leaving their Elephant & Castle dungeon behind for the night, Ministry of Sound and Saturday Sessions are taking to the newly opened Ice Rink at Somerset House for the first DJ night of the season. Presenting The Cosmonauts and We’re Not Cool!, you get to try and master your skate skills to tech-house and booty-shaking electro – because staying upright to regular jaunty skate music just isn’t hard enough. Pop into the Tiffany tuck shop for a bit of post ice-burn R&R.

Time: 8pm-10:30pm
Place: Ice Rink at Somerset House, The Strand, WC2R 1LA
Cost: £15
Info: Ministry of Sound & Saturday Sessions Presents
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Character & Cocktails Party
Check out the pics and try and win an iPod Nano.

An A–list party, a charitable cause, and celebrities galore – serving the drinks. What are the chances? Thanks to Grey Goose’s Characters and Cocktails Party, the great and the good turned out to sample bespoke drinks from Roland Mouret’s Origami Bar, Christopher Bailey’s punk inspired Stud Bar, and Patrick Cox’s glittering Disco Bar. Click through to see all the photos, and be in with a chance of winning a grey iPod Nano ready loaded with an exclusive Just Jack playlist played on the night.

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COMPETITION
Win a Meal For Four in Paradise

Fancy a free meal for you and three of your freeloading mates courtesy of the beautiful Paradise by way of Kensal Green? The lovely venue, from the team behind The Old Queen’s Head, is offering two UJ subscribers the chance to win a free meal and drinks for four, up to the value of £200 for either lunch or dinner at its dining room headed up by Marco Pierre White protégé Tim Payne. Too be in with a chance of winning, simply tell us;

What’s your idea of Paradise?

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UJSerpentine Bar & Kitchen’s Pop Up
Winter Wonderland is back and this time, it’s coming with it’s very own high-profile pop-up. Because let’s face it, you’re nothing without your own pop-up these days. So, after taking a ride on the Ferris wheel and sampling a little German handicraft, head down to the Serpentine Bar & Kitchen’s communal wooden benches for roasted chestnuts, mulled wine and cider, hog roasts, stewed fruits, plum pudding and live music. If you listen very carefully, you might even hear sleigh bells – glistening snow however, we can’t guarantee.

Time: Daily until 10pm
Place: Winter Wonderland, Hyde Park, W2
Cost: Varies
Info: Serpentine Bar & Kitchen’s Pop Up
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UJRoman Tragedies
If you spent most of your university lectures decrying Shakespeare and his works as being ‘all Dutch to me’, well - now you can prove it. Hopping a KLM shuttle over to Blighty, the Nederlands theatre company Toneelgroep Amsterdam take Coriolanus, Julius Caesar and Antony & Cleopatra, and transform them via dramatic multimedia spectacles which invite the audience to move between auditorium and stage. And it’s all in Dutch – but then you’ll be fine with that, won’t you? Don’t worry – surtitles are provided.

Time: 4pm
Place: Barbican Theatre, Silk Street, EC2Y 8DS
Cost: £27.50
Info: Roman Tragedies

DESIGN
Culture Label’s UJ Pick

Tick tock – count down the last days of 2009 with this cheery small spot clock courtesy of Damien Hirst at Other Criteria. The clock uses Hirst's popular spot paintings as its face, the front of which is printed with his signature and the Hirst/Hirst logo. The rear is printed with the Other Critera logo and the clock name.

£285

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