Eurotrash
If you can’t remember Antoine de Caune’s seminal Channel 4 programme ‘Eurotrash’, then shame on you. His late–night sex–plorations practically made our adolescent education. Catch up on your lessons with tonight’s tranny–tastic event at Dalston Superstore, featuring Gutterslut resident Per QX’s techno/electro beats, Euro guest DJ Steffan Lindberg from yep, Sweden, and a touch of Tranny–oke for the lip–synchingly inclined.

Facehunter Book Signing
Oh and you thought it was all about the Sartorialist now, didn’t you. Actually, if you want to prove that you’ve made it on the style circuit (or just put together a particularly circus-worthy outfit) Facehunter’s your man. Swedish Yvan Rodic has been photographing fashion’s fanciest creatures for years on his blog, and now over 300 of his sharpest snaps have been amalgamated in this new coffee table tome, complete with witty observations and street-corner shots. Get yours signed now – and turn up in your coolest togs.

Superfreq
A little birdie on UJ’s nightlife radar has told us that Paramount is no longer acting as a members club – meaning anyone can turn up and take a tour of that view, should the vertigo–inducing fancy take them. But we like a reason to go with our rhyme, so tonight’s Superfreq event is the perfect LA meets London–skyline flirtation to get us sky–high. Mr C will be joined by Alexi Delano, Dollz at Play and Luke vB to spin deep house, electro and techno – and dinner comes discounted if you book in advance and say you’re with the party – call 020 7240 2900 for more info.

Courvoisier Cafe du Pique Nique
‘Whilst we’re still a good few months off being able to bed down for an actual al fresco luncheon, there’s something to be said for the indoor comforts afforded by this pseudo picnic pop–up. Open for a whole week, come rain or shine, artist Robin Fegen’s vast grassy space – complete with SAD light boxes – will host not only delicious food and drinks, but an array of events including tonight’s ‘Discotheque sur l’Herbe’, with music and dancing until midnight. Pop in for a free glass of punch safe in the knowledge that the bees will be kept at bay, and ankle–biting ants eradicated.

Paradise’s New Menu
If there’s any day particularly suited to sampling good food, it’s Sunday – and if you happen to have a Mother in town who needs a good celebratory feeding, this could be your ticket. Brand new Had Chef Maxime le Van has joined the team at Paradise by way of Kensal Green and brought with him Goosnargh duck tartare, parsnip and potato crisps; Venison fillet Wellington, swede and carrot mash, port jus; and Champagne rhubarb crumble and vanilla custard.

Affordable Art Fair
Yep, it’s that time of year again – time to call out your inner interior decorator, and really ask yourself (preferably whilst flailing your arms in wide circles and gesticulating at an empty wall) what do you see happening here? The answer, my art–challenged friends, lies in Battersea Park – not for a calming breath on the Peace Pagoda, but rather in artworks from £50 to £3000 from galleries as far afield as Surrey, Sussex and rather impressively, Brussles. Making that an international piece you’ve got hanging there my friend. Bravo.