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It must be summer – because we can’t walk for foreign troupes of school kids clogging up the streets, and trying to travel anywhere near the vicinity of the Chelsea Flower Show left one UJ–er stuck on a bus and sweating like a rotisserie chicken for two hot hours yesterday. But thankfully it’s a bank holiday weekend and there’s plenty to keep you distracted from (and out of the way of) the hoards (including the presumably massive SATC 2 gangs ready to attack the nation’s cinemas). SO, embrace the New Busy – as Hotmail are so succinctly putting it with their weirdly wonderful events today and tomorrow – take in a little indecent exposure, call balls with an OAP, go to bed with Kubrick, head to the Circus and dig out your best trackie bottoms; and by the time you wake up on Tuesday, they’ll all be gone. We wish.

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• FRI Exposed Britain • SAT Kubrick All-Nighter • SUN Tayo’s Tracksuit Party

TODAY
My-Wardrobe Denim Bar

Working with the genius creatives behind Sketch, online retailer My–Wardrobe have set up a physical denim bar catering exclusively to the boys – sorry ladies. Men can enjoy a Tanqueray No.Ten ‘My–Martini’ whilst browsing brands including PRPS, Nudie, Stone Island Denim, Levis, APC, King Krash, Levi’s Vintage and Edwin and getting expert advice from the on–site buying and styling team.

27th-28th May, 12-8pm.
38 Carnaby Street, W1F 7DS.

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SHOP
Louis Vuitton Maison

Oh fine, it’s a little label–whorey but we just can’t resist a huge, towering block of LV, so shoot us. The new Bond Street store opens tomorrow and promises to be their most luxurious to date with bridge entrance, massive glass staircase and LED panels showing collabs with the likes of Takashi Murakami and Richard Prince. There’ll be exclusive London–only items on sale, a ‘Librarie’ stocked with specially commissioned art tomes by Chris Ofili and Anish Kapoor, and the men even get a ‘club lounge’ to chillax in post–shop, whilst ladies can pillage the incoming Pre–Fall collection. We heart.

17 - 20 New Bond Street.
www.louisvuitton.com

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FRIDAY
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iconExposed Britain
Most of us would probably attest to the existence of one or two less–than–sanitary photographs taken during a weakened moment of erm... yeah. But no matter how inebriated, consent was usually mumbled. The subject of the Tate's latest exhibition, however, is the kind of photography nobody knows is happening – courtesy of cctv, hidden cameras and pervy papparazzos. See life through their lenses and debate the rights of individuals caught in the crossfire – whether they know it or not.

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Time: 10am–10pm
Place: Tate Britain, Bankside, SE1 9TG
Cost: £10
Info: Exposed Britain
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icon Silver Bullet Grand Opening
So yes; summer is littered with scathingly–reviewed pop–up bars but hey; this one’s not in the East end, and it’s got a pretty hefty musical line–up promised for its 6 month existence – so we’re giving it a go. Tonight’s launch party includes live performances by The Vanities, Foreign Office and Safari, as well as DJ sets by Mat Horne and NME’s James Theaker, with the likes of the Cuban Brothers, Bikini Beach Band and Moshi Moshi Records in the works. Keeping the wolves from the door – for now.

Time 8pm
Place: 5 Station Place, N4 2DH
Cost: £2 before 11pm, £4 after.
Info: Silver Bullet Grand Opening
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COMPETITION
Win £500 of Urban Outfitters’ Goodies

Who doesn’t love the weekend? We know we do! Why not start your weekend off with the chance to win £500 worth of women’s clothing from Australian brand ‘Something Else’ and Swedish brand ‘Cheap Monday’ courtesy of Urban Outfitters Europe. Think of it as a quick and easy way to kick-start your summer wardrobe!

To be in with a chance of winning, simply tell us: What’s missing from your holiday wardrobe?
For more information click here.

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BOOK AHEAD
Experimental Food Society Talk

You've seen them create giant Courvoisier filled punch bowls, taken part in their Parliamentary Waffle House and probably eaten a jelly–creation or two – or even imbibed vapourised gin. Well now's your chance to get a sit–down talk with the creative minds behind the Jellymongers, as Bompas and Parr as they launch their first, massively anticipated book 'Jelly', and walk you through the history of jelly with tasters.

17th June, 6:30–9:30pm. £5
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UP FOR GRABS
SupermartXé Tickets via 60by80

Nothing says hot, hot, hot like leather biker chaps, hot rods, and topless men smeared in motor oil. Either we’ve been opening too many dodgy emails, or it’s time for the ultimate gay party on the summer calendar – SupermartXé – whose bank holiday Hotwheels bash is promising a rip roaring celebration with the usual outlandish acts, packed dancefloors and a VIP table for four of you with a bottle of bubbles to get you started. Boys, don’t be shy – it’s a hetero friendly affair – and girls; need we say more?

SupermartXé, 29th May, The Coronet Theatre,
26-28 New Kent Road, SE1 6TJ. Apply here.

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SATURDAY
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iconKubrick All-Nighter
Catch up on some screen–time this weekend with an all–nighter at the Electric Cinema, featuring everyone’s favourite freaky film–maker Stanley Kubrick. Kicking off with Full Metal Jacket, tuck your duvets in tight for A Clockwork Orange and get under the covers during The Shining, before welcoming the morning with 2001: A Space Odyssey. There’ll even be a Breakfast Break and the bar will keep you watered until dawn – though the less liquid imbibed during The Shining the better we say.

Time: From 11pm
Place: Electric Cinema, 191 Portobello Road, W11 2ED
Cost: £25-£30
Info: Kubrick All-Nighter
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UJ Eyes Down!
However hideous you think your grandparents are, they can’t be a patch on Ida Barr – the rapping OAP with a sideline in bingo calling. She hails from Dalston, her prizes come from Poundstretcher, and her tunes are nicked from Dizzee Rascal (including sure–fire summer hit ‘'I'll Slap Yer Legs and Tell Yer Mum'), but she’ll have you in stitches from feather–flying entrance to the final Full House.

Time: 4:30pm
Place: Southbank Centre, Belvedere Road, SE1 8XX
Cost: £12
Info: Eyes Down!
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THE WORLD OF NEW BUSY
Hotmail gets busy with a series of weirdly wonderful events today and tomorrow

If you don’t have a hotmail account you clearly weren’t living, breathing and eating the internet back in its infancy hey–day – so to remind you who’s boss, Hotmail are bringing us ‘The New Busy.’ Aside from their up–to–the–minute online offerings, they’re also throwing a series of kooky events around the city today and tomorrow, featuring finger knitting, con–artists, sideways guitar players (yes, really), break dancers (with a little morris thrown in), throat singing, massage and circus acts. Get in on the action today at Canary Wharf, and tomorrow at Broadgate Arena.

www.thenewbusy.co.uk

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APPLETON BARTENDER’S CHALLENGE
Check out the photos from Monday’s Jamaican Rum event

A big thank you to all the lovely UJers that turned out in force to join us at Floridita on Monday night for the Appleton Estate Bartender’s Challenge. Drinks were imbibed from three top–notch finalists’ bars, music came courtesy of the fantastic Jazz Trio, entertainment from the stellar MC, someone won a trip to Jamaica (not us, grrr) and who didn’t love the meaty pasties and banana–date puddings? If you weren’t lucky enough to make it, or you were there and want to relive it all again – check out the UJ photo gallery from the night.

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SUNDAY
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Now comfortably installed as a Sunday night regular atop Centrepoint, tonight’s Circus features some very special guests to blast you into Bank Holiday Monday. Sophie Ellis–Bextor will be performing live whilst Master Shortie will take to the decks alongside regulars Jodie and Kris di Angelis, and that stunning view that never stops.

Time: 10:30pm
Place: Paramount, 31st Floor, Centre Point, New Oxford Street, WC1A 1RE
Cost: £12 Advance, £15 door.
Info: Circus
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UJTayo’s Tracksuit Party
As if we didn’t worship Glee’s Sue Sylvester enough – now we can don Adidas and look like her too. The annual shindig asking people to ‘get their style on in some nylon’ features a range of DJ taking on a different musical era each, from Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothersdoing Hacienda to Dan Beaumont taking on classic Disco Bloodbath. There’s even hip hop karaoke downstairs for anyone wanting to Get Physical.

Time: 8pm-3am
Place: Paradise by Way of Kensal Green, 19 Kilburn Lane, W10 4AE
Cost: £5 with tracksuit, £8 without
Info: Tayo’s Tracksuit Party

RESERVED ABROAD
This week’s hottest foodie destination

Zuma Miami
Glam contemporary Japanese arrives in party central 270 Biscayne Boulevard Way, Miami, Florida, 33131 USA – +44 305 577 0277 www.zumarestaurant.com

Location
Installed in the riverside EPIC Hotel & Residences in downtown Miami with views of Biscayne Bay from the terrace cum al fresco lounge, it doesn’t get much more vida loca-fabulous than this.

Vibe
The first US outpost of Rainer Becker and co.’s sleek and sexy contemporary Japanese restaurant group – after London came Hong Kong, Istanbul and Dubai – the place should fit in just peachily with the area’s steamy nightlife culture. The hotel has its own Miami Vice–style private dock too, so you can zoom in by speedboat if need be.

Flavours
Zuma and Roka (Becker’s marginally more slouchy brand) fans will be happy to see the familiar open Robata grill, inspired by the barbecue style cooking of Northern Japanese fishermen and ever popular with counter–diners who like to watch the action unfold. Expect flippingly fresh seafood like the roast lobster with shiso-ponzu butter, prime cuts like beef tenderloin with sesame, red chili and sweet soy and a proliferation of various sushi, sashimi and tempura– oh, and the famous dessert ‘boats’ laden with sorbets and tropical fruit. Cool down with one of the 40 different types of sake or a shochu cocktail..

Décor
Regular design partner Noriyoshi Muramatsu has been brought in once more to recreate the signature wood and earth–toned, amber lit interior that complements the informal ‘Izakaya’ style of the place and has helped lend the group its luxey ambience.

Upshot
Since the first Zuma opened in Knightsbridge in 2002 (still going strong, it recently hosting the Brompton Road Top Shop launch) the name has been synonymous with glitzy, top notch dining, so much so that they’ve converted many a die-hard Nobu fan. Miami and Zuma go together like chocolate fondant and green tea ice cream. We’re booking our flights now.

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