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We’re feeling waves of positivity this week UJers, as our more mystically minded (and red-string wearing) friends claim that a dark bout of energy has been lifted – so presumably now is the time for action. And we have just the kind of action that’ll get you off the sofa, with the Desigual Kiss Party hitting London next Wednesday and free tickets available from stores now to join in the smooching fun. Once you’ve claimed your space, head down to interactive theatre, practice your moves at Disco Heaven, go a little retro, and snack on seafood and wine to get you in the mood. Pucker up!

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• FRI Domini Public • SAT Disco Heaven • SUN Cloudy Bay

TODAY
Ping! London Launches

With our total wipe out in the summer sports stakes, the brains behind Britain’s Olympic bid have come up with a sure-fire plan to get us some long-awaited victory; via ping pong. Yes, 'Ping!’ will see 100 ping pong tables grace venues all over London in an attempt to get us revved up and in practice for the games. It kicks off with a launch party tonight where you can expect to see the ETTA GB team showing off some moves, as well as the Parkour team bouncing matrix-style off the walls to some live music. Venues hit by Ping! include Heathrow Airport, Tate Modern and the Geffrye Museum and there is even a special ’Ping Pong Parlour’ in Marshall Street for those who get really addicted. Bats at the ready, boys and girls, it’s all about 2012.

Kings Cross St Pancras Station, SW1H 0BD 6:30pm–8pm

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iconDomini Public
Be a part (and pawn) in this live action theatre piece which asks 130 audience members to don headphones and respond to a ‘voice of authority’, answering a series of questions and following instructions which get increasingly perverse. Participants start to move around the space as if in a board game, sectioning off into communities of people who have weird things in common – like those who cried at the last Olympics (not us) – before a surreal and silent game of prisoners and prison guards commences. Fake your cool cred or you may end up in a corner all on your own.

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Time: 7:30pm
Place: Square2, National Theatre, South Bank, SE1 9PX
Cost: £10
Info: Domini Public
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iconSix Shooters
Proud Camden’s largest exhibition spans the work of six leading musical photographers (and friends) covering the contemporary music scene. The most sought–after snappers in the business, having toured with the best and had work published in the biggest magazines, have produced top–notch portraits of Muse, Arctic Monkeys, Paul Weller, Pete Doherty, Lily Allen, U2, Kasabian, Razorlight, Jay Z, Oasis and more spread across two huge gallery spaces.

Time 11am-5:30pm
Place: Proud, Horse Hospital, Stables Market, Chalk Farm Road, NW1 8AH
Cost: Free
Info: Six Shooters
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COMPETITION
Secret Garden Party Tickets

Fancy a festival getaway this weekend? We have a pair of VIP passes to the Secret Garden Party to give away courtesy of The HENDRICK’S HORSELESS CARRIAGE of CURIOSITIES – a converted 19th century rail carriage stuffed full of machines that clink and whirr –which is on a summer tour introducing its delightful peculiarities and literary shenanigans to thousands of free–thinking festival–goers. Come by and see author, presenter and salonniere Damian Barr hosting Peek & Speak sessions, 40 Winks duo David Carter and Rachel Rose Reid’s pyjama–clad bedtime stories, and on–board ‘stewards’ inspiring visitors to contribute their own short stories, rhymes or riddles about any of the carriage artefacts in return for a Hendrick’s & Tonic. To be in with a chance of winning simply tell us: Where is the Secret Garden Party held?

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Hell yes it’s cheesy, and hell no we won’t be donning the suggested angel wings, but a disco do at Pacha does have its perks y’know. Not only is the whole thing a Hed Kandi production of Ibizan standards, but the terrace is open for business and perfect for a spot of cool night air. Catch Andy Norman, Phil Faversham, Nathan Lee and Dean Rigg in the Disco Ballroom and house party classics in the Global Room.

Time: 10pm-5am
Place: Pacha, Terminus Place, Victoria, SW1V 1JR
Cost: £20
Info: Disco Heaven
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UJ Retro Season: Withnail & I
If you’re over Inception’s head games and the thought of toys in 3D is making you queasy, tonight’s Retro Season screening of eighties classic Withnail & I may offer some temporary cinematic respite. Join the two protagonists on their booze bender with themed cocktails, and cosy up with the flamboyantly gay Uncle Monty in his Penrith cottage. And you thought Woody’s cowboy outfit was camp.

Time: 11pm
Place: Screen on the Green, 83 Upper Street, N1 0NP
Cost: £8
Info: Retro Season: Withnail & I
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MUSIC
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Back with a cracking pair of Ibiza-tastic playlists, AudioSushi are once again on hand to get you dancing and smiling wherever you are… Packed with hefty beats, classic loops and hypnotic vocals, the first playlist will whisk you right back to all those clubs you remember (or not) from the island that never stops. While the second has all the tunes you need to soundtrack your escape to the beach of eternal sunset – no matter what time of day it is. So crank 'em up. And enjoy…

 

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SHOP
Colette Swap Shop

Fancy a piece of Parisian tongue-in-cheek action? Colette’s swap–shop with our own KK Outlet means you can now get hold of these plexiglass brooches by Yazbukey on your very own doorstep – choose from Lady Gaga, Karl Lagerfeld, Freddy Mercury and other camp characters.

From £65.

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The Deptford boys that form Athlete will be holding court for the last day of the Greenwich Summer Sessions, belting out new songs from their latest album 'Beyond the Neighbourhood,’ as well as the old favourites. Athlete will headline the last leg of the Sessions to coincide with the theme of 'Runners,’ a tribute to Blackheath – the starting point of the London Marathon, and will be joined by I Am Kloot, The Invisible and Tape the Radio.

Time: 2pm
Place: Old Royal Naval College, 2 Cutty Sark Gardens, SE10 9LW
Cost: £25
Info: Athlete
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UJTom Aikens Cloudy Bay Shack
If you thought cloud–gazing was an empty pursuit, you’re about to get a belly full thanks to Tom Aikens’ airstream. Setting up shop in Parson’s Green this Saturday and Sunday, he’ll be cooking a quick menu of seafood specialities live, paired with select Cloudy Bay wines from the Kiwi vineyards. Choose between spicy crab cakes, paprika squid, Dorset crab and crayfish tails, sit back to the sounds of jazz and try and decide what you can see in the sky. Double, probably.

Time: 11am-8pm
Place: Parson’s Green
Cost: £8.50
Info: Tom Aikens Cloudy Bay Shack

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This week’s hottest foodie destination

Bistro Delicat
Contemporary Austrian bistro arrives in Northcote Village.

124 Northcote Road, SW11 6QU - 020 7924 3566
www.bistrodelicat.com

Location
Despite having something of a foodie reputation, for a long time (well, at least for the five years that I’ve lived nearby) the Northcote Road in Battersea has lacked a stylish brasserie that’s not overrun with under-fives or twenty-something drinkers on the lash. The initial signs for this Viennese-inspired newcomer filling that gap are good.

Vibe
Affable Austrian co–owner and frontman Erik Ammer – whose background is in Ritz-Carlton hotels and Formula One catering – and his team have done a splendid job creating this smart yet laidback kaffeehaus–style hangout that has a touch of McNally about it (bringing to mind Schiller’s on the Lower East Side in New York).

Flavours
Along with classic beef consomme and wiener schnitzel there are lighter, more lunch–friendly options of beetroot, French bean and pomegranate or grilled vegetable and goats cheese salad (done really well) plus croque monsieur and apple strudel if you only want a snack – they even serve proper Naber Kaffee coffee more commonly found in Vienna’s cafes. .

Décor
Simply but cleverly decked out by 10.2 architects in white brick tiles at the front and glossy black ones at the back, so you can plump for bright and airy or more cosy, depending on your mood, the time of day, weather etc. Pendulum lighting and newspapers on sticks complete the modern bistro look.

Upshot
Delicat (the name is an abbreviation of delicatessen) has certainly had the weather on its side since it opened two weeks ago, its outside tables currently particularly popular. The service is friendly and efficient and the feel thoroughly European – I’m looking forward to dining here on less balmy days too.

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