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We want to clean out, huddle up, cosy down with the X–Factor and keep it on the down–low this weekend. And with the office heating almost getting the go ahead, it must be a new season – minus festivals (though God knows some really seem to be dragging the welly wangling out this year) and with a great big knitted snood around our necks. But never ones to do things by halves, we have standard cinema given a secret tribal twist, basic bowling with a blinding guest, footwear with a fancy flourish and art that communes with critters via giant furry headwear. Which we may well be nicking off with, sooner rather than later.

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• FRI Secret Cinema • SAT Shoes • SUN Real Food Market

TODAY
Free Bacon Rolls

With news that Stateside fave Denny’s might be making its way over to our fair shores with its 24 hour fast–food fancies, we’re looking to one of London’s longest–standing all–day caffs for our quick fix. From 7:30am today until 7:30am tomorrow Polo Bar will be dishing out free bacon butties to get you lot in to admire their new decor – all 50’s inspired interiors and old–school Brit menu.

Polo Bar, 176 Bishopsgate, EC2M 4NQ.

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iconLa Roux DJ Set
For the most part, sleb DJ sets at bowling alleys usually make pretty good background noise whilst we strike out – so big congrats to All Star Lanes for securing the 'Bulletproof' singer for this first in the new ‘Presents’ series, which has gotten our fingers firmly out of the ball’s bore holes (and our ears). Go in for the kill and email: matt@allstarlanes.co.uk for guestlist.

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Time: 10pm-3am
Place: All Star Lanes, 95 Brick Lane, E1 6QL
Cost: £6 adv, £8.
Info: La Roux DJ Set
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iconSecret Cinema
The latest Secret Cinema weekender offers up the following hinty tid–bits: The newly appointed tribal leaders from the four corners must come together if we are to make a new land. The revolt is gathering pace.... Intrigued? Only one way to find out what the themed film experience is all about, so book now, download your flag, and meet under the bridge over the belly of the serpent that flows under the bridge where there is no bridge. Well now they’re just being silly.

Time 6pm
Place: Secret Location.
Cost: £27.50
Info: Secret Cinema
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BOOK AHEAD
Experimental Food Society Spectacular

Picky eaters keep clear – this gathering of gourmands and gastro–experimentalists promises to tickle your tastebuds in the most unusual ways possible. Featuring an awe-inspiring assemblage of jellymongers, bread artists, one–of–a–kind dining conceptualists, cake artists, butter sculptors, food landscapers, food performers and chocolate sculptors, choose from the daytime exhibition or head down at night for the banquet with a giant spoon and dig in.

25th September, Exhibition: 11am-5pm, £5. Banquet: 7:30pm-1am, £75. The Brickhouse, 152C Brick Lane, E1 6RU.

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ESCAPE
Stop Making Sense Festival

OK. We know we poo–pooed festivals and had you all pack away your wellies. But this little musical number by the Croatian sea is more flip than flop, and just slipped through the net. With beautiful beaches, bars wedged in the sand and a floating boat-board stage featuring Secretsundaze, Radioclit, Benji B, Optimo and Friendly Fires, it’s our top pick for a last ditch fistful of sunshine.

3rd-5th September, £80.

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icon Marcus Coates Questions & Answers
The shamanic artist best known for his furry headpieces and animal séances is giving up communing with the spiritual world for this, his first exhibition–style event. Check out the costumes (think horse heads, skinned badgers and anti–bribery necklaces) as well as hastily scribed transcripts from Q&As with nature; it’ll get you back in touch with your inner mountain lion – or mouse.

Time: 12pm-6pm
Place: Kate McGarry, 7A Vyner Street, E2 9DG
Cost: Free
Info: Marcus Coates Questions & Answers
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Exploring footwear from the highs of Louboutin’s red soles to the lows of the plastic Croc through toe–tapping songs and dance numbers, this brand new production features 250 pairs of the finest, fugliest and most fashionable shoes to ever grace the stage.

Time: 2:30pm/ 7:30pm
Place: Sadler’s Wells, Rosebery Avenue, EC1R 4TN
Cost: £15 - £43
Info: Shoes
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SHOP
Puffin Designer Classics

To celebrate the publisher’s birthday, this limited edition range of collectible classics is available from today. With only 1000 of each title available and guest artists ranging from Antony Gormley and Orla Kiely to architect Frank Ghery, you’ll need to be quick to snap up James and the Giant Peach, Treasure Island, Little Women, Around the World in Eighty Days. Book worms – time to beat that early bird.

£100

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Cream of the British acting crop Simon Callow takes on the bard and his colourful characters in a one–man show set to bring the legendary playwright to life, from comedy to tragedy and real life to theatre plot as the whole Shakespearean world is literally a stage.

Time: 3pm
Place: Riverside Studios, Crisp Road, W6 9RL
Cost: £25
Info: Shakespeare the Man from Stratford
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The Real Food Festival’s monthly summer residency at the Southbank Centre is nearing its conclusion with this final weekend of flavoursome fun at over 40 stalls of artisanal delights, fresh products and mouth–watering ingredients. This month sees the addition of Churros Garcia’s perfectly crisped Spanish doughnuts, and the return of La Fromagerie’s cheese–monger Patricia.

Time: 12pm-6pm
Place: Southbank Centre, Belvedere Road, SE1 8XX
Cost: Free
Info: Real Food Market

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This week’s hottest foodie destination

Polpetto
A mini Polpo above the French House

49 Dean Street, W1D 5BG – 020 7734 1969
www.polpetto.co.uk

Location
You can’t get more old–school Soho bohemia than the site for Russell Norman’s diminutive new dining room above the famed French House pub. Originally opened as a gin parlour in the mid 19th century, it’s also where Fergus Henderson cooked in the Nineties, pre–St John, so its food chops aren’t too shabby either.

Vibe
There’s something to be said for a restaurant that you can take in at just one glance and, with only 28 seats, Polpetto is perfectly formed – especially if you’re the type who’s nosy about what’s on everyone else’s plate. Unsurprisingly there’s no room for a bar but you can follow in the unsteady footsteps of Dylan Thomas and Francis Bacon and get your fill of liquid refreshment downstairs.

Flavours
While Polpetto is a little shabby–chic diamond in its own right, it also serves as a handsome overflow for its only slightly larger, yet still rip–roaringly successful, sibling restaurant Polpo as the menu is a continuation of Italian bacari (wine bar) bites. There are rustic chicheti of polpetti (baby octopus), of course, bruschette of stracchino, fennel salami and fig plus substantially larger dishes of osso buco and pigeon saltimbocca. Nothing is prissy or overworked; it’s good, simple, Mediterranean grub, served by the delightful Daniel, Carmen and other groovy young things.

Décor
Satisfyingly rough around the edges but with stylish touches like the French 19th century light fittings and mirrors made from reclaimed church windows, the place feels more ‘rustic coaching inn meets NY speakeasy’ than jewel box, and is all the better for it.

Upshot
Go during the day (when you can book) and enjoy seductively seedy views of Dean Street comings and goings, or tootle along in the evening (when it’s first come, first served) and submerge yourself in the twinkling, low–lit atmosphere of one of Soho’s most venerated establishments, past and present.

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