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We feel like London’s finally starting to wake up this week, perhaps thanks to the tempting smells coming from all the newly awarded Michelin-starred restaurants. Anyone else having luck securing that coveted Heston reservation? New parties, visiting New Yorkers and a couple of good reasons to start thinking about the summer should kick your brain back into gear – you’ll need your wits about you to bag the best bargains at our hot SHOP pick. And if you're still struggling a stint in the 'Brainwasher' should sort you right out. Wakey wakey...

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• FRI In The Naughty Chair • SAT Cheryl London • SUN Blue Valentine

SHOP
A Bathing Ape Pop-Up Pirate Store

One of UJ’s favourite labels has landed in London with its first-ever Pirate Pop-Up outside of New York or Japan, and we couldn't be more excited. Especially as the store is offering up hard to find archive items at reduced prices – think up to 50% off – a serious event considering the brand has never discounted anything during its 8 year UK tenure. There’ll also be exclusive piratey merchandise (with new items released in limited numbers in store each day), and ‘Booty Bags’ the contents of which are secret but guaranteed to be worth at least twice the asking price. Treasure ahoy.

Dray Walk Gallery, Dray Walk, 91 Brick Lane, E1 6QL

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FRIDAY
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ART: In the Naughty Chair
Forget nannies and naughty corners – this debut solo show from Doug Foster will transform the gallery’s townhouse into a stark, clinical space filled with the artist’s filmic installations. Interact with the likes of cryogenic freezing, a kaleidoscopic gateway to hell (you’ll remember it from Hell’s Half Acre in the tunnels under Waterloo) and the ‘Brainwasher’ steel chair drawn from illegal CIA mind control programmes. How’s that for punishment?

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Time: 11am-7pm
Place: Lazarides Rathbone, 11 Rathbone Place, W1T 1HR
Cost: Free
Info: In the Naughty Chair
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NIGHTLIFE: Audiotorium
A new launch for The Westbury, Audiotorium promises to play something for everyone (tonight concentrates on a vaguely electronic genre) and have pulled music maestro Yousef off his usual international rounds to come and kick proceedings off. Joe Dubz, Robin Hood, Henry P and CSY round out the line-up, with the likes of Goldie, Tim Westwood (we promise he won’t try and pimp your anything) and Joey Negro on the upcoming roster.

Time 8pm-3am
Place: The Westbury, 34 Kilburn High Road, NW6 5UA
Cost: £5
Info: Audiotorium

BOOK-AHEAD
Coachella

The line-up has finally been revealed and it’s another good’un for the Californian festival. Kings of Leon, Arcade Fire and Kanye West headline over three days, with the stage (and tents) set for the likes of Empire of the Sun, Duran Duran, Lauryn Hill, Cee Lo Green, Brandon Flowers, The Chemical Brothers and Robyn. Ticket booking opens tomorrow at 10am PST – meaning we’ll be awake and readying ourselves way before those pesky locals across the pond.

$269, April 15th-17th

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AUDIO SUSHI PODCAST
Kickin' Off The New Year!

Britney’s back! Just kidding, though her latest single’s flirtation with dubstep and the genre's apparent mainstreamisation has informed some of Audio Sushi’s new UJ playlist. But don’t let the chilled out intro fool you as it moves from Nero and a cracking Adele/Jay-Z/Biggie mash-up that had the entire office jumping, through to a little classic Daft Punk, some Rihanna and Drake gone trance, and Lupe Fiasco’s Show Goes On. Enjoy. 

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SATURDAY
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NIGHTLIFE: Cheryl: London
Fresh out of New York this dirty Brooklyn dance collective is hitting the UK for one night only and promising to ‘ruin your life’. Expect mental attire that'd make a drag queen blush, a polysexual crowd, join-along dance routines (including ‘The Cheryl’) and video projections featuring plenty of glitter to dial up the disco deviancy. With guests like The Duchess of Pork, Princess Michael of C*nt and Gibson, it puts our own namesake Geordie lass to shame, so it does pet.

Time: 8pm-6am
Place: Star of Bethnal Green, 359 Bethnal Green Road, E2 6LG
Cost: £4
Info: Cheryl: London
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NIGHTLIFE: Stop Making Sense Warm Up Party
The super-organised amongst you will already be booking up summer festivals, whereas those still slowly waking out of the winter slumber best head off to this pre-party for the seaside Croatian shindig ‘Stop Making Sense’. Featuring Innervisions’ Marcus Worgull, Dan Beaumonth, Mikki Most and Nadia Ksaiba from Say Yes, it’s bound to get you warmed up enough to contemplate those flight fares for the real thing come August.

Time: 9pm-4am
Place: Dalston Superstore, 177 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB
Cost: £5, Free before 10pm
Info: Stop Making Sense Warm Up Party

COMPETITION
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Win one of 5 pairs of tickets to Clybourne Park

The latest West End transfer from the Royal Court (following Enron and Jerusalem, landmark theatrical events of 2010) and winner of the 2010 Evening Standard Theatre Award for Best Play, this devastating satire explores the ever contentious themes of race and property ownership from two time periods - 1959 and 2009 - leaving the audience asking whether the issues festering beneath the floorboards are actually the same despite the 50 year time difference. Hailed as ‘Shockingly Entertaining’ and ‘Appallingly funny’, we have five pairs of tickets to give away to UJ subscribers. To be in with a chance of winning, simply tell us why you need a trip to the theatre.

Wyndham's Theatre from 28 January 2011 for a limited season.

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FILM: Blue Valentine
We’re hearing great things about this little number about love lost, a favourite amongst 2010’s Sundance and Cannes entries. Through interspersed past memories and present moments, it tells the tale of Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams characters’ failing marriage and the couple’s attempt to save it. Singles kick back in one of Aubin’s cosy recliners and couples – cosy up carefully on those sofas eh?

Time: 5:15pm, 8:30pm
Place: Aubin Cinema, 64-66 Redchurch Street, E2 7DP
Cost: £8 - £30
Info: Blue Valentine
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ART: Modern British Sculpture
If you haven’t had time to check out the Royal Academy’s new restaurant new restaurant here’s a good reason to pop down at the weekend. The first exhibit for 30 years to make British sculpture of the 20th century its focus, work on display includes Phillip King’s Genghis Khan, Jacob Epstein’s Adam, Barbara Hepworth’s Single Form, Henry Moore’s Festival Figure, and Damien Hirst’s Let’s Eat Outdoors Today. Quite the little crew – sadly they won’t be sitting down for lunch with you.

Time: 10am-6pm
Place: Royal Academy of Arts, Piccadilly, W1J 0BD
Cost: £12
Info: Modern British Sculpture

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This week’s hottest foodie destination

Brawn
New Hackney natural wine bar and bistro

49 Columbia Road, E2 7RG - 020 7729 5692 www.brawn.co

Location
A welcome vision on a chilly January evening, this simply furnished corner site glows like a beacon of low-key cosiness, its modest bar and laid back atmosphere drawing you in.

Vibe
You’ll love it, everyone told me, when Brawn opened at the end of November, and the twittersphere became alive with descriptions of silky smooth ‘zander boudin’ and ‘exceptionally meaty andouilette’, one food critic even coining the term ‘Brawnographic’. Run by Ed Wilson (exec chef) and Oli Barker (manager) from Terroirs, with Owen Kenworthy (formerly also Terroirs, plus the Wolseley and Galvin) in the kitchen, the place comes from the sharey, carey, less is more stable that is so hot right now. So in the midst of Michelin madness felt like the perfect time to be going somewhere that was the antithesis.

Flavours
Spurred on by all the promising tweetage, I was feeling optimistic as we nibbled on little slices of salami and parmesan with our first sips of Verdicchio. And then, disaster: no andouillette or boudins of any description. Instead, highlights we tasted were silky slices of prosciutto, clams in an incredible Manzanilla liquor and chanterelles on toast with warm duck egg. Less fabulous were the red mullet with fennel and the rhubarb crumble we finished with.

Décor
With its white washed brickwork, local artworks on the walls and formica tables, the former Victorian warehouse is sort of groovy Amsterdam cafe meets sixth form common room. This is a good thing. And a semi-open kitchen at the back warms the place up nicely.

Upshot
I like Brawn. I like the prices, I like its casual vibe and I liked our waitress with the cute French accent who looked like she should be in an iPod advert. But I left feeling like I should have liked it more. The only solution, I think, is to return for more natural wines and charcuterie, and for breakfast on Sundays when the flower market is in full swing. That should do it.

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