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Apparently today is our ‘most active day of the year’, statistically the day Brits are feeling most energetic and likely to hit the gym (the same survey also claims 1 in every 10 males has had to change gyms to avoid a disastrous date with a fellow gym goer...). We write this from under a mound of Creme Egg wrappers. So hop to it, you can win personal training sessions this weekend if you need a little push (and want to fit in these knickers), or sack it all in and go crazy with the Polish, hit the gutter and sod the diet with a little Chinatown-facing snackage. Come, join the dark side. We’re the ones who can’t lace our trainers.

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• FRI KAMP! • SAT Gutterslut • SUN Shunt

TODAY
Coco de Mer Knickers Off Sample Sale

If you thought the Rigby & Pellar sale was too goody two-shoes for your knicker drawer and you’re looking for some whips and chains to make even Rihanna blush, this one’s for you. Or your (un)lucky other half. Coco de Mer’s sample sale starts at a fiver, with up to 90% off naughty nick nacks from the likes of Stella McCartney, Paul Seville, Lacivious and Bordelle. Crack the whip.

£1 entrance. Today 12pm-7pm, Friday & Saturday 10am-7pm.
Coco de Mer, 108 Draycott Avenue,
SW3 3AE

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FRIDAY
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FILM: Battle Royale
Part Roman gladiator bout, part Animal Farm, ‘Battle Royale’ centres around a high school class stranded on a remote island, armed, and told that only one can survive. Kinji Fukasaku’s cult Japanese film gets a midnight screening tonight with a ‘party royale’ complete with J-pop tunes and cocktails from 10pm. Kill or be killed – choose your weapons carefully.

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Time: 11:59pm
Place: Curzon Soho, 99 Shaftesbury Avenue, W1D 5DY
Cost: £9.50
Info: Battle Royale
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NIGHTLIFE: Deconstruction Project Presents KAMP!
With the joy of Eurovision just around the corner we’re turning our attention to other countries worthy of support – because let’s face it – Jedward and Blue are pretty much a UK-wide non starter. So tonight go and check out Poland’s electronic pop trio KAMP!, and their melodic synth-pop reminiscent of 80s new wave and 70s krautrock. They may not be slumming it with Graham Norton in Düsseldorf come May, but with our new Polish insight, the in-house drinking games just got a hell of a lot more interesting.

Time 7pm
Place: Cargo, 83 Rivington Street, EC2A 3AY
Cost: £12 adv, £15 door
Info: Deconstruction Project Presents KAMP!

THE COLLECTION – NEW PODCAST
London Fashion Week 2011 Mix

As Fashion Week leaves town and hits Milan, Urban Junkies x The Collection have concocted a mix to take in the tracks loved and heard across the ‘On’ and ‘Off’ schedule of events. The mood for Fall/Winter 2011 has been classical, slightly epic, and hard edged in places – and we’re not just talking clothes. Think punk, new wave and not surprisingly a bit of dubstep, so we’re starting with relative newcomer Joash, then moving into Chilly Gonzales, Crystal Fighters and a ubiquitous Daft Punk disco cover, followed by The Collection DJs [Joshyouare, Blondeambition, Disastronaut] mashup party mixes before finally ending on a fab cover of Finally by Cherry Ghost.

Click Through to listen..

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SATURDAY
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MUSIC: Un-Convention
If you failed GCSE maths you’ll want to concentrate carefully as the Roundhouse puts together an equation to kill your musical calculators today – 6 collaborations with 12 musicians, 60 music industry professionals, 200 people, and 10 hours to record, produce and release an album. Contributors include Charli XCX, Jon McClure and The Slits’ Viv Albertine, who’ll aim to demystify an often secretive-seeming industry by laying the whole process open to the public – not forgetting the all important after party at The Lock Tavern from 8pm. Rock and Roll.

Time: 10am-7pm
Place: Roundhouse, Chalk Farm Road, NW1 8EH
Cost: £8
Info: Un-Convention
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NIGHTLIFE: Gutterslut 3rd Birthday
Sometimes there’s nothing wrong with being a bit of a slut bag, deep down in the gritty gutter with this gender-bending brigade. They’re celebrating three years of the anything-goes big-nosed bash with MC’s Jonny Woo and Miss Crystal MC leading the charge over a Disco and a Rave room blaring out electro pop and punk goodness courtesy of NYC import Gideon and Stockholm’s Dr Beat amongst others. Good things obviously still come in threes.

Time: 11pm-7am
Place: Rhythm Factory, 16-18 Whitechapel Road, E1 1EW
Cost: £10
Info: Gutterslut 3rd Birthday

COMPETITION
Win a Personal Training Session Plus a Sony Ericsson X8 with Active Pack

We’ve teamed up with Sony Ericsson and T-Mobile to give one reader a one-to-one session with celebrity personal trainer Dan Chapman, 4-months gym membership at Fitness First, gym kit and a Sony Ericsson X8 smartphone with Active Pack. Exclusive to T-Mobile, the Sony Ericsson X8 with Active Pack is the perfect keep fit accessory with a best-in-class fitness app – Cardio Trainer and sports armband. The stylish Xperia X8 also features four customisable corners for one touch access to your favourite apps. For your chance to win head over to our Facebook page, give us the thumbs up (if you haven’t already!) and tell us: Which App is included in the Sony Ericsson and T-Mobile Active Pack? For more information on the Sony Ericsson X8 handset complete with Active Pack visit: www.facebook.com/SonyEricssonUK

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HEAD’S UP
Baby Bathhouse

If you like the secret underground debauchery happening at The Bathhouse out East but don’t always fancy the trek to Liverpool Street, you’ll be pleased to hear the gilded birdcage is flying the coop and opening up a mini version in Stoke Newington. With cabaret hot news thanks to The Box’s emergence on the city scene, the performance art and cocktails here should be spot on – plus, during the day the venue will serve lunch out of a cafe in the garden terrace. The Baby’s due in March so get those shower RSVPs ready.

125 Stoke Newington Church Street, N16 0UH

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SUNDAY
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EAT: The Spice Market
American’s hottest tables and their Stateside chefs are finally migrating over to the UK (Bar Boulud, Puck’s CUT), including The Spice Market’s Jean-George. NYC’s favourite has opened in London’s W with a restaurant that’s similar to his meatpacking original – we recommend a seat at the bar, and whilst it’s still finding its feet, the view onto Chinatown and tapas style Asiana munchies (black pepper shrimp are standout) are worth a lunchtime fix for those bored of dim sum Sundays.

Time: 8am-11pm
Place: 10 Wardour Street, W1D 6QF
Cost: Approx £50 p/p
Info: The Spice Market
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ART: Shunt Weekend
If you like the experimental action down at Shunt you’ll be pleased to know it’s throwing a mêlèe of sorts at the ICA all weekend including an inner voice installation, archive performances of old productions, graffiti, taxidermy come to life, constellational eye tests that’ll have you seeing stars and of course plenty of the kind of interactive drama that made its name in the first place.

Time: Various
Place: ICA, The Mall, SW1Y 5AH
Cost: Free
Info: Shunt Weekend

RESERVED
This week’s hottest foodie destination

Fox & Grapes
Popular Wimbeldon boozer gets new direction

9 Camp Road, SW19 4UN.
020 8619 1300
foxandgrapeswimbledon.co.uk

Location
It may not be the hippest address but the Fox & Grapes on the edge of Wimbledon Common has long been popular amongst dog-walkers and womble-lovers (sorry, couldn’t resist) and has just acquired a new landlord which has got tongues wagging and curtains twitching.

Vibe
Two Michelin-starred chef Claude Bosi (of Hibiscus fame) has installed Patrick Leano in the kitchen and his brother Cedric managing the restaurant to make sure things run smoothly. So let’s just say the clientele has shifted rather dramatically from old blokes in wellies towards more serious foodie types keen to try this new destination hotspot.

Flavours
The menu leans firmly towards nostalgia, with a few twists. Prawn cocktail and Patrick’s secret recipe burger went down a treat with my picky other half (even without the foie gras which is known to cosy up to the beef on occasion); while snail lasagna with its garlicky, creamy, bacony sauce had me wanting to lick the plate but left me a bit defeated when it came to my lamb shoulder main course – and meant that treacle and pecan tart was definitely a no-go.

Décor
Nothing massively out of the ordinary in this department (what is it with gastropubs and that sage green colour?). Things have been kept fresh and simple with a few minimal, retro touches like Beatles cushions and a splash of ironic floral print.

Upshot
Chefs have had varying success opening pubs over the years. Heston has been resoundingly successful, Gordon not so much, Marco... you’re never quite sure.
Bosi is the latest to tread this territory (or rather retread it, he also owned The Bell in Yarpole) and the announcement that rock star chef Rene Redzepi will take to the stove with him at Hibiscus in April can only make this rural retreat even more attractive.

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