Articles
Originally published on Thursday, 3rd May 2007
Mixed Doubles
There's something so sexy about tennis. My first crush was my childhood tennis coach. Still now, a man in short, white shorts and a sweatband can send me into spasms of desire.
Which is why I can't wait for the upcoming 'You Cannot Be Serious!' Retro Tennis Party at the Fulham Tup. While no tennis, presumably, will be played - it's all about rocking the right look, and that's a 'sport' we can get behind. It's not until Saturday, so you still have time hit Lillywhites.
What: 'You Cannot Be Serious!' Retro Tennis Party
USP: Fancy dress and mixed doubles, seriously!
What they say: 'Tennis attire is compulsory so dig out those eye-watering shorts, that shorter-than-short miniskirt and headbands that signal a return to the 70's. Bring a playing partner! Balls will be supplied at the discretion of umpires.'
How much: Free
Tel: 020 7610 6131
Website: www.massivepub.com (PDF)
Time: Saturday May 5 - 8pm kick off
Address: The Fulham Tup, 1 Harwood Terrace, SW6
