Lifestyle
Size Matters
With economics finally off the table, dinner conversation has turned dirty. So if you want to avoid being shamed in post-digestif games of Celebrity Small C*ck, maybe it's time to stand proud and sign up to 7orbetter.com
Don’t Worry, Be Happy
The whole idea behind technology used to be to make life simpler, but these days we seem to be missing the point. So maybe it’s time to unplug. Which is where this Friday’s Slow Down London festival sounds like such a breath of fresh air.
UJ’s London Guide
When you’re in need of some cultural direction, does your compass waver towards Wallpaper or Time Out? Like Goldilocks, it seems you’re either dealing with a bed that’s too small or a bowl of porridge that’s too hot. So we figured it was high time we poured our collective know-how into our own London Guide.
Tá dul amú ort, is Albanach mé!
The luck of the Irish must be on extended sabbatical this year. And whilst I relish the thought of defunct bankers chasing leprechauns in the vague hope of a mythical pot of gold, there are more interesting ways to get those Irish eyes smiling.
Blow Me Up, Scotty
Inflatable things, I believe, are best left to young children and men. Flat tires: man territory. Paddling pools: child territory. Inflation in general: Terror-tory. Unless it’s a lilo and I’m sunbathing in the Med.
Simple Pleasures
Book publishing is on the rise, Pepys and Austen are online, and Blaze are reissuing the old 16-bit Sega Megadrive to trump their recent handheld version. So you look me in the eye and tell me you don't go all fuzzy for a bit of the old school lo-fi hi-fi.