No doubt we all have a slightly inflated view of our own self-importance. So, while I work on my debut novel, sure to make me famous and be reissued as a Penguin classic, I’m going to use the one thing I have to my immediate advantage. Being nobody.
Property Spy: Ecobuild
With the old breed of cut-throat property developers more or less extinct, it’s down to their successors to start thinking about the future. Which is where Ecobuild comes into play.
The Wedding Singer
The prospect of another summer of weddings, another cold salmon lunch, and another turn on the dancefloor with Uncle Peter The Octopus makes me want to scream. But what if we never had to hear those tired, old wedding songs again?
Just A Notch in the Bedpost
UJ News update: At the emergency international WIN (Women's Intelligence Network) summit held yesterday, the British contingent unanimously voted that the ‘credit crunch’ will not be accepted as a valid excuse for ignoring Valentine's Day.
Time to get gooey eyed, lovey dovey, smoochy woochy... oh who are we kidding. Whether you have someone or not, we've got the run ups, the last resorts, and the aftermath covered to get you through that lovin' feeling.
Love’s Labour Lost
From 5th Century popes and 14th Century poets, to scratch ‘n’ sniff cinema and funereal speed dating, Saint Valentine’s Day has come a long way since the days of hearts in boxes…