The gold VIP section features leather seating and wall panels from the Dalai Lama's house in Holland Park.

The Fluorescent area has Pacmans on the ceiling.

The Metallic has a 'masculine machinery' theme, comprised of silver banquettes and 3D textured metal roses, and then there's the colourful Red section, the more sober Monochrome, and a rotating antique miniature Octopus funfair ride, complete with passengers, in a Perspex box to the centre.

There are mirrored, coloured Perspex columns imported especially from the US. Are you feeling the maximalist vibe? Any clues as to who made this? Are you thick?

This could only be sprung from the loins of Les Trois Garcons, and gosh, are we excited. Nick Strangeway has consulted on the cocktail list, and they’re every iota as good as the tipples you'll be accustomed to from sister bar Loungelover. The food offering's Eurasian and I’ve a table booked for tonight.

This is strictly between you and I, of course, for I wouldn't want the whole of London knowing because then, hell, my gang wouldn't be able to get a seat, but they're also offering a fifty percent discount for the next seven days.

Don't even think about setting foot inside the West End without stepping inside here.