Subscribing to the Damon/Affleck school of thought, he and his biz partner don't wait for opportunities; they create them. Now in their second production, Suspect Package (as they're known) source the plays, hire the staff, find the venue, and this time, Mr T White has starred himself in, what is said to be, one of the best one man shows around (eat that Toby Young).

House is basically one man's spew about about how wrong it can all go (story of my life?!). This play tells it like it is and is the kind of first-date evening destined to get you laid: 'edgy', seriously funny and even connected to a pub where you can drink before, after and during the show. And as it's only 70 mins long, you won't loose the moment, should you feel the need to make a quick escape.

So House. It's the play we'd all like to do, if only we had the balls to do it.