Time was, if you wanted to create your very own booze it meant buying a homebrew kit or setting up a makeshift still in your garage. And no matter which option you went for the result always ended up tasting like something that could strip the paint off next door's living room walls.

Now there's a slightly more refined solution to all your bespoke booze needs: Modern Spirit's Haute custom vodka.

For a mere $150 a bottle this LA-based firm, which has a reputation for creating delicious 'sipping' vodkas (i.e., not to be mixed with Red Bull) that come in more flavours than your average pack of jelly beans (chocolate orange, black truffle), will lead you through a a five-step process in order to transform your "passions, personalities and palates" into your personal custom flavour.

The process can take up to two months, but you'll want to get it right, because the minimum order for the haute vodka is ten cases of ten bottles. That's a bill of $15k and a 100 bottles of posh grog modelled around your personality.

How annoyed would you be if your personality tasted just like Red Bull?