Sick of the usual West End haunts? Overpriced cocktails and disgruntled bar staff getting you down. Not to mention the fact there's nowhere decent to dance.

If you are anything like us, you probably end up at the closest gay bar, wrapped in some poof's sweaty muscular arms, but recently, they've all been heading out to Vauxhall and leaving the girls on our lonesome.

But never fear, The Gays are back in town. And back on top. Jonny Woo's fabulously OTT gay bingo has returned for another round, but for those of you keen for a big night out, Profile, the new three-storey Power/Gaydar/Clarkson production, seems to be off to a promising start.

The ground floor features mirrored walls and a radio booth that will host daily broadcasts on GaydarRadio, while the first floor is more loungey, with a glass atrium to scan the entrance, free Internet access and computers so you can cruise "profiles" (geddit?) on Gaydar.co.uk.