You wait months and months for a decent facial and then, whaddya know, three arrive all at once. Just the thing for any gals or guys who are feeling like the back end of a bus...

Bliss: The Youth As We Know It Facial - £150, 60 minutes
Hardcore chicks who favour cracking extractions (and hate soporific scents & sounds) should head to Bliss. The newbie involves an enzyme peel to balance your skin's pH, an anti-ageing serum and a purified collagen-charged mask. The final flourish is a generous basting with the mega-moisturizer of the same name. And to help save your face this summer, the girls send you off with a DIY dose of the salon-exclusive serum. It just better not show up on eBay...
60 Sloane Avenue, SW3 - 020 7584 3888

Elemis: Skin IQ+ Facial - £65, 75 minutes
The marketing machine might be spewing up men's grooming statistics at a frightening (and exaggerated) rate, but the fact is, at the Elemis Day Spa, a hefty 47% of clients possess a Y chromosome. Why? Men are faithful to a good result. This fine-tuned facial incorporates the two new skincare launches - Elemis Time Defense Wrinkle Delay and Eye Reviver - and aims to overhaul sensitized and prematurely ageing skin.
2-3 Lancashire Court, W1 - 0870 410 4210