Design
Grotto
So there you are at the local WannabeMall, waiting
patiently in line to sit on Santa's knee and tell him what you
really want for Christmas, and what a good girl you've been,
when suddenly some unruly security guard pulls you aside and
informs you, with stern stare, that this grotto is for children
only. Well screw him. Pop down to Somerset House instead and
not only will there be tonnes of gift ideas from independent
designers like Beyond the Valley's Christmas Fondle, Tatty Devine's
Snowed In, and Mrs Kibble's Olde Sweet Shoppe, but they've even
scheduled an adult-friendly Santa just for you (though not in
a suspect stripper kind of way).
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