Spa relaxation is so passé. You want results: expect to wince; maybe even whimper.

Having opted for Pimms rather than Pilates for the winter, we're prepared to endure a little discomfort in pursuit of Grable-worthy gams.

Pressotherapy, a pre-beach, cellulite-busting procedure is described like "being squeezed like an orange".

Adopting the virtues of lymphatic drainage massage (improves varicose and spider veins, reduces bloating and swelling, improves skin tone and firmness, shapes the legs and reduces cellulite), Pressotherapy - in a 21st Century way - removes the human touch.

Instead of personal pushing, heel-to-hip waders are placed on the legs. Next, the five chambers inside the boots inflate with air, much like a blood pressure machine. Each chamber - working from toe to top - inflates and deflates repetitively for thirty minutes. The intention is to expedite the drainage of the toxin-carrying lymph glands, leaving your thighs toned and taut. The initial discomfort wears off after the first couple passes and, in a slightly masochistic, fashion, the pain becomes, um, almost enjoyable.