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It's a feature of our time that people feel the need, constantly, to tell you how busy they are. Ask someone you haven't seen for a few weeks 'How's tricks?', and they start babbling about how they've been 'sooooo busy with work, the new house, extreme pilates, bla bla.' |
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This is not cool - ask The Fonz; or the Aristocracy. Until recently, Toffs would rather be caught cottaging in the toilets at Burger King than running around town tapping into a Blackberry, but today, even Aristos are running around being industrious. It's time to stop this charade of being busier than thou, and very
firmly Get Someone Else To Do It. A Gentleman's Gentleman is rather
an expensive option, and servants just leak your debauched life to the
tabloids, so the solution has to be Errands
Etc, whose mission is to do all the stuff you can't be bothered
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So, no more queueing for theatre
tickets, visas, or post offices, no more grocery shopping, no more popping
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